What is Delaware’s Trumpiest District?

Filed in National by on February 1, 2021

If you guessed that the trumpiest district in Delaware is the 40th, you are correct.

The 40th, occupies the lowest/western most part of Suxco. In terms of what separates humanity from the beasts of the field, it is truly a blighted wasteland. When Australians call something “the dag end” they are taking a term from sheep farming that describes the area where shit collects around a sheep’s ass making it a disgusting matted mess when it comes time to sheer the sheep. The 40th is the dag end of Delaware.

68% of voters in the 40th turned out for Trump this year.

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  1. bamboozer says:

    If it’s not western Sussex will eat my hat, and don’t even own one.

  2. Mike Dinsmore says:

    Daggone it, I just can’t get that visual out of my head! I guess that must be the sheepish equivalent of dingleberries!