I can't wait for Chris Coons to tell me to clap louder for our gloriously middle-of-the-road Democratic candidates and the inevitable victory of glorious bipartisanship. As usual Eschaton said it…
This one's for all those who overindulged on New Year's Eve, assuming that's still a thing. Back when this song was released in 1965, a guy could sing about drinking…
Hors d'oeuvres with the in-laws, bad football, in bed by 9:30. Thanks for asking. Oh, Happy New Year! Enough with the pleasantries, on to the Real World: Dog Bites Man:…