BREAKING BHL NEWS:
There is none. I looked. I scoured. But not my kitchen.
We’ll fill the gap with bon mots from the bethanyforde site. Her last two–tweets?
I was excited to join Delaware State University today at their Homecoming Parade! Our HBCU has been a pillar of strength, education and empowerment in Delaware for generations. Let’s honor the legacy of HBCUs and the bright futures they continue to build. Go Hornets!! https://t.co/pBQgrKRtKU
I’m a mom and a nurse. And as our next Governor, I’ll never back down when it comes to keeping our communities safe and our rights protected.
That’s quite the relief. I was terrified she’d back down. I mean, everyone wants unsafe communities, right? She’s a veritable Profile In Courage.
“Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the Boldest Lieutenant Governor of All?”:
Answered, unbidden in her bio:
And for the last six years, Bethany has served boldly as the 26th Lieutenant Governor of Delaware.
And you just thought she was a vapid placeholder. Why, I’d venture to say that she’s at least as bold as Dale Wolf.
What’s that? You’re right. I promised burning questions. Here goes:
1. Is it possible that BHL’s radio silence could be due in part to investigations of illegalities? We know the AG can’t talk. Perhaps it’s why BHL won’t talk. If true, kinda sucks to be running for governor while under investigation, doesn’t it?
2. Anyone seen Tanner Polce lately? I mean, other than being Dana Long’s partner in that hinky LLC? I got this tidbit from July of 2020:
Dover is gearing up for their special municipal election after a city councilman decided to step down. Councilman Tanner Polce represented the city’s first district and recently resigned. Polce says he wants to move away from Dover to expand his family.
What? Is he moving somewhere that doesn’t frown on plural marriages? There’s a Tanner Polce with some kind of job with the Brandywine SPCA. Any recent LLC filings for a puppy mill racket?
3. Does Dana Long have a job? If not, couldn’t Valerie Longhurst hook him up with a no-show Police Athletic League gig? You know, The Little Creek PAL? Oh, it doesn’t exist? More’s the better.
Hey, man, can’t give it up all at once. Don’t know how long this Bethany Beached thing will last. Back tomorrow with the latest news and the slimiest innuendo on L’Affaire Bethany.