DL Open Thread: Saturday, October 31, 2026

Happy Halloween!  Enjoy your–bug secretions?:

Here’s a tip if you ever want to ruin a Halloween party. Seek out the most squeamish-seeming adult or child you can find in the act of consuming candy corn. Then tell them they just filled their mouth with bug secretions.

If this fact alarms you—or if you’re an inveterate hater of candy corn and thus think that you have been spared—I regret to inform you that by eating many classic Halloween candies, you are, to some extent, eating bugs. More precisely, you are eating a bug by-product that is in many cases listed on the package as “confectioner’s glaze.” This glaze is used on jelly beans, Milk Duds, Junior Mints, Whoppers, Lemonheads, and Sugar Babies, to name a few.

This sounds innocent enough, until you understand that the glaze is shellac—a shiny, moisture-blocking resin that’s the product of lac bugs’ lifelong work. As the female lac bug pierces a tree with her needlelike mouthparts and sucks the sap out, she secretes a goo, also called lac, from a gland on her abdomen to form a cocoon of sorts. (Male lac bugs don’t do much besides mate and die after about four days.) Inside her lac coating—which hardens on contact with the air much like, well, a candy shell—she spends her life feeding and laying eggs, safe from predators. If all goes well, she completes her life cycle and dies in her resinous home.

The amount of resin produced by each insect is virtually microscopic, but over time, enough of the bugs cluster on one branch to make an amount worth pouring over a batch of Raisinets.

Mmmm, Raisinets…

Your Tax Dollars Flushed Down The Drain:

CoreCivic, a private prison company, approached the Minnesota Department of Corrections last year offering to sell a long-shuttered detention facility. The price: $75 million.

State officials passed. They didn’t have the funds to buy the Prairie Correctional Facility in western Minnesota, nor did they need a prison of its size or have the ability to staff it.

Last summer, to their astonishment, the 1,600-bed prison sold for more than $495 million. The buyer: the Department of Homeland Security.

Some officials in Minnesota, which the White House has portrayed as an avatar of poor governance and fraud, expressed outrage this week after learning about the amount taxpayers paid CoreCivic. The company donated $500,000 to President Trump’s inauguration committee, and its stock price soared after his 2024 victory.

“Trump scamming taxpayers out of almost half a billion dollars is outrageous, especially at a time when Trump’s tariffs and war in Iran are already raising prices for Minnesotans,” Attorney General Keith Ellison, a Democrat running for re-election, said in a statement.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, who was in Minnesota on Friday to announce developments in the administration’s efforts to root out fraud in safety net programs, said he had not heard about the prison deal. He called questions about the gap between the 2025 price tag and what the government paid “a waste of our time.”

This Reminds Me.  That Golf Course Which Is Trump’s Current Obsession?:

A federal judge announced Friday that she is launching an investigation into the conduct of Trump administration attorneys following an extraordinary courtroom confrontation over President Donald Trump’s plans to overhaul a public golf course in Washington, D.C.

U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes said she would appoint a special master to investigate whether government lawyers misrepresented facts to the court concerning the planned closure and renovation of East Potomac Park’s golf course.

Just check out these exchanges:

At the center of the dispute was a seemingly straightforward question: When did the Trump administration decide to close the golf course?

The administration’s answers appeared to change repeatedly.

Trump announced on social media on October 18 that the golf course would close on November 15. The following day, Justice Department attorneys insisted there was no such plan. Days later, the administration acknowledged plans for the closure.

Judge Reyes wanted an explanation.

2 Comments

  1. KentCoKat

    Kudos to the judge in the golf course case. What I don’t understand about the Trumpster is that he (or his administration) is constantly caught in these clearly illegal activities but he is never held accountable. And half the country still loves him. Super frustrating and hopefully that changes Tuesday.

    • In case after case, Trump and the DOJ have made it a point to violate court orders. DOJ’s ongoing threats to elections officials in Cali yet another example.

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