Post Late Night/Pre-Around the Horn (c) Snark

Via Daily Kos

“John Edwards is on the campaign trail. He’s now doing something called his ‘Poverty Tour’, where he’s visiting people who have no money and no hope. His first stop today: John McCain’s headquarters.”
—Jay Leno
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“[T]here’s a senator from Louisiana, David Vitter, admitted he’s been dating prostitutes. And he was very generous with one girl—he paid her with a new highway project in her home state. … One thing I’ll say for this guy from Louisiana, this David Vitter, at least he went to a professional and left the congressional pages alone.”
—David Letterman
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“Sixty eight percent of Republicans don’t believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.”
—Stephen Colbert

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Hey – speaking of evolution, will all my fellow Jesus freaks (you know who you are) please pray for a Phillies win tonight?  I have tickets for tomorrow’s game and and it would be awesome to be at the historic 10,000th loss.