“Oz Cries To Fox News As Fetterman Manhandles Him”
You’ve probably seen stories like this. Fetterman is just clowning the fuck out of Oz and High Dems like Chris Coons think it is unseemly. They think Fetterman should be releasing some white papers on how “complicated income tax rebate schemes” are the heart of the Democratic Party.
Well fuck you Coonsie! I love it. The clowning resonates because it is built on Fettermen’s authentic Democratic values and policies. I picked this clip at random because I like the headline the guy picked, but this could be a daily feature as Fetterman runs circles around the New Jersey celebrity.
Easy explanation for Coons: Tower Hill alums stick together forever.
Coons is a fart sniffer and gets high of Republican farts. He loves them and puts them in mayonnaise jars and keeps them on a shelf in his office. He uses them to get energized only because he is so low energy and stupid. He also wears large knee pads.
He’s such a jerk off, I intend to nominate him President of the Cork Soaker’s Association next election. He has all the skill sets.
Actually, Chris Coons is probably the smartest person Delaware voters have sent to Congress in my lifetime. Sadly, he has the least courage, too.
I have a feeling young Chris, being of small stature, was picked on a lot by older kids, and it made him scared when he’s among people with more power and prone to temper tantrums when he’s among people with less.
He’d make a good chief of staff. He makes a poor senator.