Multi tasking to a new level
Hey listen, if you have a screaming kid in the car that is hungry you gotta do what you gotta do. I just don’t like the example she is setting with talking on her phone while driving.
KETTERING, Ohio – Police in Ohio say a woman has been charged with child endangerment after another motorist reported she was both breast-feeding the youngster and talking on a phone while driving.
h/t Notbrian
OMG. The talking on the phone part is…I don’t know..I’m speechless.
I remember a time when only important people like brain surgeons and drug dealers had “beepers” and everyone managed to get through the day without taking phone calls every two minutes.
I don’t get how people aren’t able to put down the phone for a second. Maybe it’s just me – I hate being on the phone. I have a cell phone, but it’s basically for emergencies and the like.
As much fun as you are having with the talking on the cell phone part, if she has an accident while breastfeeding, the baby is going to get squashed between mom and the steering wheel.
thats the point Dana. sarcasm. humor. wit. DUH
Dana,
I disagree, if anything the kid is in between two sets of bags. 4 if you count each breast and assume she has airbags on the door
Mr Viti: And I’m assuming that you’ve seen, by now, the switches which let you deactivate the airbags, because they expand with enough force to hurt and even kill children. Put a nursing infant there, and then have one of the “bags,” a 120 lb or more body that is mostly fluid force on the other side, and the results are unlikely to be good.
Kids need to toughen up. Babies are shockingly resilient. Why just the other day, I was throwing babies off roofs and they were bouncing as usual… WELL, one happened to fall in front of a Mac truck. the force of the truck hitting the baby caused her to go all the way through the truck (sadly killing the driver) and opening a hole big enough in the back of the truck to spread the entire load of sharp objects and easy-open-poisonous-candy-flavored liquids all over the road. to my surprise, the baby was laughing a giggling as she crawled through the knives and razors. Her diaper was not so lucky, and it was mess cleaning THAT up. FYI strap a baby TO an air bag and it makes a kick ass propellant for a baby-catapult.
Tits and airbags. It’s eerily symbolic of he Socialist mindset… behave irresponsibly with the hope that something, or someone, will protect you.
Imagine if it had been the Octomom.
humor dana, go to the store. Aisle 12. 2nd shelf. 20lb bag. Purchase. take home. Ingest heavily.
Now tell me she was driving a combine before I can dismiss this as a qualifying multi-tasker, instead of just stupid.
a. price …..you have obviously watched too much Family Guy. 🙂