Donviti’s Marriage Tips
I realize this is a political blog and that the editor in chief may have a problem with this post but oh well. I am sure many of our readers don’t only need political guidance but maybe some familial as well. So today I would like to share with you one valuable lesson I have yet to learn:
1. Don’t TELL the wife you are going to beach for the day
Example: “Hey, I’m going down to see Joe Saturday at the Beach”
“Can I come”
“No, it was just going to be me”
I make the mistakes so you don’t have to. 🙂 So if anyone is going to be in Dewey this weekend let me know! woooohooooo, she’s pissed, but i’m goin!
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You and Newt Gingrich could get together and write a book.
awesome Idea!
I’ll have Tyler Nixon get in touch with him for me!
Don V, a codicil: Under no circumstances should you argue, “Well, you went and did such-and-such thing with your friends last Friday night.” That’s a sure-fire way to get yourself dragged along to the next baby shower, Tastefully Simple/Partylights Candle party, or whatever girlie nonsense. Should you fall into this trap, be sure to bring beer, unless you like white zinfandel.
Tastefully Simple’s BBQ sauce ROCKS!
G,
and don’t forget you should never say “I don’t need your permission, I’m an adult”
Von Crack, and don’t forget the Garlic Garlic, essential for mashed potatoes.