The Official Lube of Delaware Liberal

Filed in National by on June 13, 2009

baconlube

I think the pork related consumer products industry is going to help us turn the corner on this recession.

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Jason330 is a deep cover double agent working for the GOP. Don't tell anybody.

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  1. anon says:
    June 13, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    delicious!

  2. nemski says:
    June 13, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    : palm to face :

  3. Donviti's Mobile Phone says:
    June 13, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    I can’t believe you left me at the party. Now mean people are doing awful things to all the people in your address book.

  4. Not Brian says:
    June 13, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    Oh where, oh where did my cell phone go, oh where, can it be?

  5. Donviti's Mobile Phone says:
    June 13, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    I’ve been used and abused because of your thoughtlessness. That ditzy blonde had me on all fronts.

  6. Not Brian says:
    June 13, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    Dirty blonde…

  7. Donviti's Mobile Phone says:
    June 13, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    It’s her’s and Not Brian’s fault 100%. DG and his pal dissented from the outset but were overruled. I see many apologies in your future.

  8. Not Brian says:
    June 13, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    DG has a raging clue!

  9. Donviti's Mobile Phone says:
    June 13, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Oh no… not the fucking Hardly Boys! He almost shot clue goo all over Joe…

  10. nemski says:
    June 14, 2009 at 12:04 am

    Hey, DV’s mobile phone, what kind of porn do you have? Gay or straight?

  11. Donviti's Mobile Phone says:
    June 14, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Check your mobile. The dirty hooker just sent you the answer via text. I am just an innocent conduit.

  12. Donviti's Mobile Phone says:
    June 14, 2009 at 12:12 am

    Oh no, they just applied Cheney’s enhanced techniques. My privacy has been exposed for all to see. You’ve be sent an example of my fetish.

  13. Unstable Isotope says:
    June 14, 2009 at 8:16 am

    I’m hung up on this part

    A Delicious Personal Lubricant

    Ick, ick, ick!

  14. Donsquishydishimaharishi says:
    June 14, 2009 at 9:23 am

    fuck#@ers

  15. Donsquishydishimaharishi says:
    June 14, 2009 at 9:26 am

    There is no more erotic smell than that of bacon

  16. Not Brian says:
    June 14, 2009 at 10:18 am

    And that is why I go organic and just use bacon grease….

  17. anonone says:
    June 14, 2009 at 10:54 am

    This could have had a product placement ad in “Deliverance.”

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