Rumor Watch: My Email To Mike Castle’s Valet

Filed in National by on May 21, 2008

Hey Mike,

I know you are busy and all with trying to pick up the Congressman’s dry cleaning in a timely fashion, so I’ll get right to the point.

Did Mr. Castle ask the McCain Campaign to avoid Delaware?That’s what I’m hearing, but I’d be the first to admit that I hear a bunch of whacked out shit.

This doesn’t seem too whacked out to me though. It kind of makes sense. I mean John McCain wants to stay in Iraq for 100 years and Mike Castle wants everyone to forget that we ever voted to invade Iraq in the first place.

Also, McCain and Castle look like Statler & Waldorf from the Muppet Show when they are together so you probably would want to avoid photo-ops that reinforce the idea that Castle is 97 years old.

Anyway, if you could get back to me on that I’d be much obliged.

– Jason

Nothing back so far, but I’ll let you know if I hear something.

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