I Could Think Of So Many Jokes…

…most of which are inappropriate in mixed company. Perhaps we can turn this thread into a game – caption this story.

The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.

Instead, Doctor Raymond Adamcik will take part in a diversion program for first time offenders, which includes community service, fines and random alcohol and drug testing.

This is a real story, apparently.