“smiling dummy in straight jacket makes noises”
Kenton’s Treasurer pretended to be the town manager and then sold the rights to a cell phone tower on town property. She pocketed the $50 grand from the sale and lived large until disgraced state auditor, Tom Wagner, was tipped off that a spending spree was in progress.
As you’d expect from a Kenton Delaware Treasurer,
she used the money to buy some real treasures which are now being auctioned off.
Apparently they are selling off the contents of her dungeon. And diamonds. Is she Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark?
What is a porc. bible? I love how there is always always an expensive bible and a picture of a cross mixed in with the crap.
Halloween is going to suck in Kenton this year.
“Plenty of parking and clean bathrooms.” Gee, I’m on my way.
Wonder how much that 18-inch rat will go for…
Prediction: The entire lot will be bought by a mysterious woman in a black hat, veil, sunglasses and long black gloves who pays with a check written on a “Christine O’Donnell for Senate” account.
I love the “actual size” thumbnail on this post.