Delaware News from The Onion
New Wonder Drug Enables Users To Get Higher Than Hell
WILMINGTON, DE–On Monday, Sloan Laboratories, a subsidiary of the Wilmington-based Merton Pharmaceuticals, unveiled Dexiflux-V, a new miracle drug its creators claim will enable users to get “high as a fucking kite.”
I wish that was not satire!
Breaking: Dexiflux-V tested on Delaware’s General Assembly during 2008 session.
I wish that was not satire either…..
I want to see that kite!!!