Mitt Romney Opts For Costanza Strategy

In an attempt to make himself even more blander, Mitt Romney pledges to do the opposite of President Obama.

“What he’s done over the last three and a half years is install a series of policies that have made it back-breaking for many small businesses,” said Romney. “And made it harder for our economy to reboot and put people back to work. What I would do, people ask me what would you to get the economy going and I say, well look at what the president’s done, and do the opposite.”

Before you Republicans get to excited about the Constanza Strategy, the character when on to kill his fiancé and propose to have sex with his cousin.