This Guy Represents all Bigoted Conservatives

Filed in National by on August 6, 2012

He is so batshit crazy and dumb, he does not think through his protest to realize it might be hazardous. He is so mindbogglingly incompetent that he cannot carry out said protest without burning down the town. And then he runs away like the little coward that he is, evidencing how much he and all bigoted conservatives really disdain personal responsibility and accountability.

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  1. Jason330 says:

    “Quick, get in the car…” LMAO!

  2. liberalgeek says:

    I want to know who pissed in their Cheerios. That person could be the solution to our energy problems.

  3. cassandra_m says:

    I hope the local PD uses this video to track his sorry behind down too.

  4. puck says:

    Looks like a fake to me:

    1. Poor mastery of anti-gay rhetoric from the guy with the pink shirt and the lisp (just saying).
    2. Laughter in the background
    3. Posting a video of the “crime.”

    There seemed to be some kind of accelerant in the box. I bet as soon as the tape ended, they put out the fire and cleaned up the whole mess.

  5. Delaware Dem says:

    Perhaps. I have no idea one way or the other.

  6. Pencadermom says:

    I think it’s real.
    1.Putting an accelerant in the box doesn’t make it fake.
    2.He posted the crime because he’s that dumb.
    3.The laughter in the background is his oldest child, a daughter. He also has two sons. One is about 7 years old and the baby is named Levi. 🙂

  7. Joe Cass says:

    I’ll never eat Cheerios again. Until tomorrow morning @ 5:25 a.m. Also glad I smoke AFTER my bowl of goodness.

  8. puck says:

    I think we have a cereal killer on the loose.

  9. puck says:

    Are Cheerios really that flammable? This is a job for Mythbusters.

    On second thought, eff Mythbusters. I’m gonna try it myself. Les Chiriaux Flambé.

  10. cassandra_m says:

    It’s dried wheat products covered in sugar in extremely close proximity to a propane torch. Why wouldn’t it be that flammable?

  11. Steve Newton says:

    If you look really really close at the 44 second mark you can see the canister of accelerant he used inside the box by his foot. It is a small cylinder shooting flame.

  12. Aoine says:

    @cass – trust me – they are NOT that flammable

    not like that – dust can combust, especially grain dust, in a confined space, but this not have those elements

    the dripping indicated an accelerant

    I’m a professional in these matters – trust me

  13. I agree w/ Aoine. This is fake.

    It’s stupid, even if it’s real.

  14. Penulta says:

    A good laugh, but clearly fake.

  15. Jason330 says:

    The closeted gay evangelical preacher hating on himself is the genuine article.

  16. anon says:

    His name is Michael Leisner and he’s a Cheerios-fire and brimstone preacher. Here’s a link to his college campus preaching in 2007:

    http://www.uwrfvoice.com/index.php/news/article/851/

    There’s also information about him on the smoking gun.

    The video is real.

  17. Jason330 says:

    Every bit as real as the terror he lives with knowing that he is gay.

  18. puck says:

    The whole scene conjures up a pagan sacrifice of grain upon the altar.

  19. Good thought, poor execution Just support Jack in the box, Chick-fil-a and Rex’s. Back those who back us.