Cluster-Based Economic Development & Rock Hard Nipples

Tom Carper staffer, Erik Hopkins, is teh hottness according to Cosmo.

Per Cosmo you needs the smartness to work for Carper. It aint just about having a nice set of abs. Check this out.

Dating deal breaker: “When a girl I’m seeing obsessively calls or texts me. I feel like she’s stalking me.”

Hmmm…Ya think?

Aw… who am I trying to kid? I’m just jealous because I gave up my six pack abs for lent in 1987 and they never came back.

3 Comments

  1. George Costanza

    It moved, Jerry, it moved!

  2. I wanted to post the picture but somehow wordpress knew that it was too sexy for DL and saved me from breaking the internets with the hottness.

  3. i live in hot nets

    dear lord, i used to work with this guy. i didn’t know he was working for carper now.

Comments are closed