Maybe I’ll Be The Chairman of the RNC Someday…?

Filed in National by on December 1, 2008

It seems that empty sloganeering and a basic command of Gooperese is the only job qualification:

Renew our commitment to our Party’s timeless principles…by reconfirming our commitment to be the party of smaller government, lower taxes, individual freedom, strong national security, respect for the sanctity of life, traditional marriage, the importance of family and the exceptionalism of America.

Katon Dawson SC GOP Chair – via kos

Translation from GOPspeak to English:

Renew our commitment to our Party’s timeless principles…by reconfirming our commitment to be the party of smaller government when it comes to regulating corporations, lower taxes for rich people, individual freedom for gun owning Christians, talking about strong national security, respect for the sanctity of frozen embryo Americans, hating on teh gays, the importance of my second marriage and faith in the idea that the rules do not apply to America.

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  1. you know if you leave out specifics it almost sounds like he’s talking to me!!!

    where do I sign!?

  2. Disbelief says:

    In order to be Chairperson of the RNC you’d have to primary Castle instead of run against him.

  3. Unstable Isotope says:

    You left out uterus control.

  4. RSmitty says:

    respect for the sanctity of life, traditional marriage, the importance of family

    Respect? Sure, I can respect that; HOWEVER, don’t make it a freaking edict to draft laws from. Freaking mind-control jackasses.

  5. Joanne Christian says:

    And social freedoms hostaging!