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Ted Cruz’ Christian Glam Metal Past

By Brian March 16, 20165 Comments

Is Ted Cruz secretly the lead singer for Stryper?

I’ve never seen them together. Just sayin’. You be the judge.

I’ll now humbly accept the distinction of being the only person to mention Stryper on a liberal blog, ever.

Stryper Ted Cruz

Brian

A dad, husband, and public education supporter. Small tent progressive/liberal. Christina School District Citizen's Budget Oversight Committee member, who knows a bit about a lot when it comes to the convoluted mess that is education funding in the State of Delaware.

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5 Comments

Kevin Ohlandt

March 17, 2016, 12:13 am

Honestly…
bamboozer

March 17, 2016, 7:16 am

Hmm….. Either that or there’s two of them. …. !
puck

March 17, 2016, 8:01 am

So the singer has an evil twin?
Jason330

March 17, 2016, 8:02 am

Pretty busy guy. This and being the Zodiac Killer.
Ben

March 17, 2016, 1:19 pm

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/bernie-sanders-zodiac-killer-theory/