Some Republican Facts

Filed in National by on December 18, 2008

Not all Republicans are closeted gay hypocrites, but all closeted gay hyprocrites are Republicans.

Not all Republcans are intolerant racists, but all intolerant racists are Republicans.

Not all Republicans hate American workers, but all who hate American workers are Republicans.

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  1. Not all Republcans are intolerant racists, but all intolerant racists are Republicans.

    Obviously you haven’t spoken to some of the Democrats from Sussex County.

  2. nemski says:

    You mean Arkansas? 😉

  3. LOL…might as well be.

  4. Geezer says:

    Or, as someone told me several years ago, not all Republicans are dumb people, but all dumb people are Republicans. Not literally true, but close enough for smaller-government work.

  5. Von Cracker says:

    Did you get that from an LSAT prep test, Nemski?

  6. delawaredem says:

    Matthews–

    Conservative Democrats who have been voting Republican for years are no longer Democrats. They just forgot to change their registration after the parties realigned in the sixties.

  7. MJ says:

    More facts – Democrats sleep in king size beds; republicans sleep in twin beds. That’s why there are more Democrats than republicans (can’t be fruitful and multiply when your bedroom resembles Rob and Laura Petrie’s).

  8. liz says:

    Now this is laughing out loud. Sure its satire?
    Mike is right –spend an hour in Sussex (the reason why Delaware was one of the last to give up slavery. Lets get real…a lot of so called democrats are so in name only. They know the republican brand is lame and they can’t get elected!

  9. MJ says:

    Ummm, Liz – 4 of the 5 county council members down here in Sussex are republicans, as is the homophobic clerk of the peace and the register of wills. All but one of our state reps are also big, fat elephants.