One night in Bangkok
I was out buying some pants on Thursday when I get a text message from someone asking me if I was going to Drinking Liberally. I said I was and would be there when it started around 8pm. Quickly after my sending that reply another reply to my message came back saying it started at 7!
WTF?! I quickly removed the pants I was trying on, waited for the hired help to get my other pants, then told the lady cradling my testicles that I would take all three pair instead of trying anymore on. The lady said I made a good choice and that I looked good in the pants. I quickly corrected her and said, “Pardon me, but I think I MAKE the pants look good.” She smiled and agreed. Fans were waiting! Off I went. Oh and word to the wise, testicle cradling is an art, only the finest stores have them. Warm hands are a must!