Posts by Donviti

h/t not brian for directing me to this

Remember when Harriet Miers was up as a Supreme Court nominee?

Do not break wind or belch and assume that all is forgiven by saying, "My bad, those brown people's food doesn't ever sit well with me"

When asked, "The last review you had what areas did your management say needed improvement?" Do not say: 1. Attendance 2. Drug habit 3. Completing work on time 4.  Meeting…

As the resident veteran at DL I can say that I have the authority and the right to speak my mind and add an educated veteran opinion that none of…

Is Karl Rove and the rest of the GOP dumping Powell because he is black?

Can you name no brainer things that had the GOP been on the right side of that would have saved their party? To take a few easy ones off the…

Last year when I broke out this same post I had two birthday/bbq parties to go to and I couldn’t wait. My sister’s husband hates to grill so I put in my request early to man the grill in case any other people wanted to claim the Knightly task. I would bash him for being less of a man, but he is a warrior (literally an Apache) and everyone has their faults. He married my sis so for that he gets a pass.  Since then I have become the God Father to his offspring so for that he gets a lifetime pass.

So without further introduction Let the grilling season begin….

I love to grill. I have purpose when I do. I feed people. I provide. I am the maker of the food. The comptroller of delectable currency. If the food is bad then so goes the party. Few talk bad of a party if the food is good they only remember if it was bad.  If the food was awesome though, then the grill master will be rewarded with undue praise at future grilling events.  He will be honored and praised for his abilities.  A beer will be handed to him with honor, perhaps a cigar will be unfurled as reward or mere acknowledgment of his wondrous abilities.

Other grill masters acknowledge those who pride their handy work around the Lord’s Flame. They appreciate your finesse which to most novices go unnoticed. Like a novel by Vonnegut, it seems so effortless that what the grill master does must then be simple.

I saw that they are remaking "Footloose".  Why?  I have no freaking idea.  But you know you are getting old when... So, I was wondering if they remade "Ferris Bueller's…

During an interview try not to let them know how surprised you were the commute took so long

5 Months in and it looks like Obama is reading the memo's that say people want to attack us.

When interviewing during Spring and Summer months take into account construction