We've got a bunch of Murkins out there threatening civil government with armed resistance -- because they DON'T want to wear masks. Historically speaking, isn't insurrection a reason to cover…
As tempers flare over mask-wearing in public, there have been more than a few cases of aggrieved assholes who won't don a face covering coughing on or spitting at people…
It's been 40 years since Ozzy Osbourne and guitarist Randy Rhoads released what became one of heavy metal's most iconic songs. Though the guitar riff retains its grungy glory, the…
"Drift Away" has been recorded by dozens of artists, but none of the covers matches what I always thought was the original by Dobie Gray. Turns out I was wrong…
One consequence of the Trump presidency has been a recalibration of reality, and what is possible within its supposed confines, a condition that is not contained to matters relating to…
Billionaires have taken to begging people to go back to work, using every tool at their disposal except higher wages and better benefits. The non-essential jobs, it turns out, are…
The late, great Fred Willard couldn't sing, and you can prove it by the lack of video clips showing him doing it. His brief vocal turn in "Waiting for Guffman,"…
She spends a lot less time slinging insults than Trump does, but Nancy Pelosi absolutely owned the All-Too-Visible Enemy with a little concern trolling Monday, pointing out that he probably…
This is the theme song for my mandatory two-week quarantine. I play it for anyone who wants to visit, right after I explain to them that for some reason two-thirds…
There's quite a backstory to this live performance from 1987 in St. Louis, Chuck Berry's hometown, at the first of two concerts to celebrate his 60th birthday. "Back in the…
Property taxes in Delaware are a mess. Everyone who pays any attention to this wonky subject knows that it's been more than 30 years since any of the state's counties…
Dr. Anthony Fauci has gotten on Trump's nerves for weeks now, and even a reporter for the Associated Press noticed that it's making the Man-Baby Menace furious. Has Fauci noticed?…
Pollsters asked people whether they were more worried about public health or the economy. Among Democrats, public health was more important by a 72-16 margin. Republicans, the economy won out,…