Santa’s Revenge

I was at the Eagles Game Sunday. A few snowball fights broke out (in fact, I may have had a hand in starting one, since I threw snow into the…

This is Why They Will Lose

Look at that photo. For context, this is some Yale students' reaction to a street preacher and his exhaustive list of sins that will send you to Hell. This picture shows two students, who are probably heterosexual, but that doesn't matter, mocking the preacher by kissing! This is why the forces of hatred will eventually lose, no matter any short term victory they have recently gained in California, Maine and New York. The younger generations, starting with my own, do not care about homosexuality that much. Look at all those smiles from the onlookers in the photo. No one is horrified at the sight of two men embracing and kissing. No one is shocked.

Red Alert.

Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann will meet in person tonight, thereby insuring that this is our last day on Earth. Such a collision of two immensely narcissistic yet unbelievably stupid individuals will create a vortex of stupid that would swallow our planet whole.

Happy Delaware Day!

Today is the 222nd anniversary of Delaware's ratification of our federal Constitution, the first state in the young country to do so. Since 1933, the Governors of our First State have proclaimed this day to be Delaware Day to celebrate our Firstness.

The Birther Queen.

Move over Orly Talitz. Big Momma is taking over. Sarah Palin goes Birther Queen, and says the whackjob conspiracy theory is a "rightfuly" an issue and is "fair game."

Ceding the Stage.

Since leaving office former President George W. Bush has behaved in a way that brings honor to him, his family, his office, and his country. No, seriously.