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One night in Bangkok
I was out buying some pants on Thursday when I get a text message from someone asking me if I was going to Drinking Liberally. I said I was and would be there when it started around 8pm. Quickly after my sending that reply another reply to my message came back saying it started at 7! WTF?! […]
Growing up Donviti…
Just an FYI for all you loyal weekend readers. Next week I plan on giving you all a piece of me. It will be a little insight to what it was like growing up donviti. Some of it will be real, some embellished, but for the most part you will maybe, just maybe get a […]
I know a lot of guido’s in NYC would not like this law
Italy’s highest appeals court has ruled it is a criminal offence for Italian men to touch their genitals in public – a judgment that has far-reaching implications for superstitious males. hat tip Dorian Gray by the way…you the man Paisano
I say we lynch this unpatriotic mother f’r
who does he think he is not covering his heart during the Pledge of Allegiance!
oh it’s gonna be a good one!
I know a few ladies were taken aback by my stunning good looks last night. They were expecting Clint Howard and got George Clooney. It wasn’t easy walking into that room last night. Being a self made celebrity has it’s disadvantages. I can feel the eyes sizing me up. Men saying, he isn’t THAT good looking […]
UPDATED: ohhhhhh shitttttttttttt
handshakes and handgrenades people. Until I can crystalize my thoughts that’s all you get for now. I’m not going to lie and say that the Mrs. Viti has given me writers block. I remember watching some movies about this happening and never thought it was real. I can usually walk out of an evening like […]
MLS Event in Chester LIVE POST from Von Cracker
Von Cracker just got back from the MLS (soccer for you losers that don’t a real sport) Thanks VC Hi all – Hector & I just returned from the MLS-Philly Expansion Press Conference, which was in the hall on the 2nd floor of our building (the old, renovated Philly Electrical Power Plant on the river […]
A donviti PSA
Fruit Loops and Frosted Lucky Charms will make your poop green. I do the hard research so you don’t have to
Proof conservatives will fall for anything….
the virtual fence Bush was building to keep immagrint loving conservatives happy, yep, you guessed it, virtually gone. When will you idiots learn? The announcement marked a major setback for what President Bush in May 2006 called “the most technologically advanced border security initiative in American history.” The virtual fence was to be a key […]
I’m almost as torn up about him dying as I am
ahhh, who I am kidding I could give two shits about this ahole he was soooo great for this country. I mean who else was more instrumental in picking up this country by it’s boot straps? And getting this country to be the beloved country it has become globally? What other guy had more influence in […]
Everyone on 3, give me the biggest WAAAAAAA you can
1 2 3 The Working Rich Are Nervous Prince’s latest research shows that 78% of the “working rich,” or “middle-class millionaires,” defined having a net worth of between $1 million and $10 million and still working for a living, consider themselves “very or extremely concerned about their ability to maintain their current financial position.” He […]
More of the same…
President Bush called on the House of Representatives today to renew a surveillance law that expired this month and to protect telecommunications companies from lawsuits, saying it was “not fair” to allow the firms to be sued for cooperating with the federal government’s efforts to monitor terrorist suspects. OHHHHHH, so I see, it’s not fair […]
woooohoooooooooo; on the way to vegas
Trent: They’re gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that? Mike: Do you think we’ll get there by midnight? Trent: Baby, we’re going to be up five hundy by midnight! Mike: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh! Trent: Vegas baby! Vegas! Mike: Vegas!
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