Wohooooo it’s vacation time!

Iraq says Fuck you to American troops We were supposed to discuss important issues in the month of July, but we did not. Sitting in August is unconstitutional and even…

You tell me what you’d do?

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UPDATE:  I have fired off the first salvo.  No response yet, but I may not get one, this fish can be tricky to hook at times. 

 Donviti: What happened at the meeting last night? 

I’m going with the “catch in a lie” spinner bait.  Let’s see how I do, unless she reads this blog, then I’m hosed! Foiled! Curses!

Then, after that I go with Disbeliefs paragraph for the open, sprinkle in Anon’s and offer an olive branch (eagles claw attached) then swoop in with Von Crackers Catholic Shame technique!
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New Element Discovered!!

Governmentium

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Governmentium”. Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.