Posts by Donviti

From time to time you will learn that I like to share stuff much to private for most bloggers.  I am an open book though and for better or worse I put myself out there.  I like to use analogies, I like to use personal situations as well as talk about my ex wife.  Something clicked with me this morning though and I’m not sure why I haven’t ever thought to use this recently well used strategy.

 You see, I’m divorced and married again (different woman thank god) and I have 3 beautiful girls.  I do however have just one flaw (Donviti you say, “you have a flaw?”)  Yes, yes as hard as it may be to believe, thus thoust do (saw Henry V last night at the DTC incredible acting)  If thoust do have one it is thoust speaketh thoust mind more often than a politician lies.

 But alas shall thine lips nary pass another perjure that shall render me a liar, a breaker of laws, a failed mate, alas I shall use the “I don’t recall” defense.

Annnnnnnddddddddddddd ACTION!!!!!:

 “Donviti?”

“Yes, thy beautiful Mrs?”

“Did thoust not put down the toilet seat.”

“I don’t recall my love, thoust just cannot”

“Donviti?”

“Yes, fair maiden?”