Follow the money trail

European nations have begun intensive discussions both within and among their governments on whether to resettle detainees from the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, as a significant overture…

Lying awake

He sipped the last of his drink. Closed his eyes momentarily to try and absorb the pleasure of the final taste slipping down his tongue and holding there for a few seconds. The first and last sips are always the best. Eyes open, he turns to his left, clicks the light off and in the darkness steps to the spiral staircase a room away. It is a trip he has made hundreds of times over the years. His hand reaches out before him and like a mid-air refueling the railing and his hand become one. In a controlled heave, his hand pulls him up onto the first step and the ascent begins, creaking and crackling as it did the first night he called it home. It doesn’t matter how many times he climbs the steps, they will still creek under his weight. The day will come when one day, he can make it up as quiet as a cat maneuvering in the night with its’ owners sleeping. Tonight is not that night. He reaches the landing, looks out the big window overlooking his driveway and yard.

Oh my gosh…

it wasn't Clinton's fault... As for Mr. Bush’s banking regulators, they once brandished a chain saw over a 9,000-page pile of regulations as they promised to ease burdens on the…

hypothetical QOD

If you were a parent and you had 3 children and you didn't have a computer in your home for their schoolwork would you travel to say Los Angeles with your…

Creepy Sunday Jokes, with your host Joel Osteen

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw6DTOhGgrU&feature=PlayList&p=51D108647F741F08&playnext=1&index=29[/youtube] For all you anti-Christians just watch this video.  If anything you will learn that evangelicals are funny...in a creepy, I want to touch your private parts b/c god said…

Insert Robot voice

I am the translator masheen that Donsqyuishy has hired to tran-sa-late stories in the Lib-er-al-me-di-a.  This is my first translaceshun: The White House was moving closer yesterday to a dramatic…

Well Said

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QOD

Which is more embarrassing: Getting caught picking your nose or getting caught sniffing your finger after you pick your ear?