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Bush: ‘Gog and Magog Made Me Do It’
Invade Iraq, that is. And just one more story the MSM didn’t cover: A raging born-again religious fanatic lunatic was President. El Somnambulo cannot make this stuff up. But here’s the sourced inside skinny, starting w/Daily Kos, and continuing with an account from the Council for Secular Humanism: Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French […]
News-Journal: Court Clears Way for Sports Betting
Looks like it’s gonna happen in September. And, as coincidence would have it, Teh Awesome came up with a brilliant idea. Is the Dead Pool considered a sports betting proposition? ‘Bulo’s got John Daly, Octomom, & Hulk Hogan for his trifecta.
It’s Official: Sestak Announces Against Specter
No more Scottish Law. No more Single Bullet Theory. No more coronations by political kingpins. Here’s Sestak on the race. The Beast Who Slumbers reiterates his prediction. If it goes to a primary at all (‘bulo still thinks Specter may well retire), it won’t even be close. Sestak easily wins the primary and defeats that […]
Polly Adams/Herman Holloway, Jr.: Separated At Birth?
In late spring of 1994, Herman Holloway, Sr., the avuncular dean of the Delaware State Senate, passed away. The Democrats, not exactly staring at an A-list of potential candidates, chose Herman ‘The Lesser’ Holloway, Jr. to run. Holloway had previously been forced to vacate his State Representative seat due to having been convicted of an […]
Read All About It In the Sunday Papers-Aug. 2 Edition
LEAD STORY-The (UK) Independent: Secret Life of Sperm–Do Eggs Have a Built-In ‘Loser’ Code? While definitive ejaculations on this story might be premature (and might cause the ink to run), this scientific theory causes ‘bulo’s, uh, brain to shift into overdrive: Thousands of infertile couples could be spared the pain, anguish and expense of fruitless […]
‘Bulo’s Desperate Offer to Copeland: Will Unmask for Transparency
Image courtesy of www.sonambulo.com (Various & Sundry Disclaimers: This likeness may or may not resemble that of El Somnambulo. Rafael Navarro and El Somnambulo may or may not be the same person. The gun featured here should in no way be misconstrued as a threat, but rather as a peace offering to Caesar Rodney […]
Kay Bailey Hutchison: Rick Perry Gay?
Oh those wacky Rethugs. Talking Points Memo, by way of the Austin American-Statesman (if Texas secedes, can we please keep Austin?), reports that the campaign of Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, who is primarying incumbent Texas Gov. Rick “Secession Now” Perry, “included hidden phrases including “rick perry gay” in order to draw hits to its website. […]
Charrrr-lie…Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are…
El Somnambulo’s article on the Caesar Rodney Institute, while answering many of the questions he had going in, have raised several more. ‘Bulo’s favorite Geezer wrote: If all these people being Republicans were no big deal, Republicans wouldn’t be all worked up over El Som pointing that out, would they? While The Beast Who Slumbers […]
CRI An Honest Broker?-Part 2
Please allow El Somnambulo to apologize to the (presumably) fine folks at the Caesar Rodney Institute. Yesterday’s article was, by necessity, incomplete. He feels confident that, upon further examination, the Institute will be revealed as a great place where good folks do great things in a non-partisan manner for the citizens of Delaware. In typically […]
Caesar Rodney Institute an Honest Broker? We Report–You Decide
PART ONE: The Caesar Rodney Institute, aided and abetted by the usual suspects like David Burris, has been working overtime to portray itself as some sort of non-partisan good government honest broker. Kinda like Common Cause or the League of Women Voters. Do the facts warrant this narrative? Let’s take a closer look. In its […]
Read All About It in the Sunday Papers-Non You-Know-Who Edition
Since others are covering a certain landmark in the History of Narcissism today, the only narcissism running rampant here will be that of El Somnambulo, the Ne Plus Ultra (remember, kids, the universally-beloved ‘bulo is both multi-lingual and a master of cunning linguistics) of Masked Bloggers. As such, there is no lead story today, b/c […]
‘Non-Partisan’ Health Care Research Group Owned By…Health Insurance Company
The Washington Post blows the whistle (and a hearty Tip of the Sombrero to Americablog for picking it up): The political battle over health-care reform is waged largely with numbers, and few number-crunchers have shaped the debate as much as the Lewin Group, a consulting firm whose research has been widely cited by opponents of […]
The Democrat Who Would Kill Health Care Reform
No, it’s not Tom Carper, although, based on his verified ties to the industry, he likely would if he could, and he’s doing his best as a junior obfuscator. It’s Sen. Max Baucus of Montana, who WILL kill health care reform if enough of his Senate Democratic colleagues (including Tom Carper) allow him to. A […]
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