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Breaking: Big Win For Net Neutrality

By El Somnambulo September 18, 20094 Comments

The Washington Post reports that FCC Chair Julius Genachowski will announce 'new so-called net neutrality rules' on Monday. The rules would "prevent wireless companies from blocking Internet applications, according to a…

(Neck-)Breaking News: Rasslin’ Invades the Political Arena!

By El Somnambulo September 17, 200922 Comments

Both locally (oh, yeah, I've got pictures) and nationally! This is so cool that I'm fighting the urge to lapse back into the Third Person to tell this story. You…

The 2002 Reapportionment-Another View

By El Somnambulo September 14, 200941 Comments

This morning, I wrote that the seeds for defeat for Saturday's Special Election in the 37th RD were sown with the reapportionment of 2002, and the Republican gerrymandering and Democratic…

Some Not So Random Political Thoughts

By El Somnambulo September 14, 200915 Comments

Just because I was sedated and sadistically eviscerated during my stint in Third Person Rehab, I still had time in between fevered dreams to think about what was going on…

Read All About It In the Sunday Papers-First First-Person Edition

By El Somnambulo September 13, 20096 Comments

I'm back from Clown College rehab. Haven't had much sleep, as the tortuous techniques inflicted upon me included aversion therapy right out of 'A Clockwork Orange'. I am now officially…

‘Bulo’s Music for the Masses-Brill Building Edition

By El Somnambulo September 12, 20093 Comments

Editor's Note: El Somnambulo had already prepared this piece last week before he accepted Nemski's challenge to post his 10 'Desert Island' songs. He did this in memory of Ellie…

More Tape From El Somnambulo’s Latest Session Leaked!!

By El Somnambulo September 10, 20092 Comments

Editor's Note: It appears that the lovable luchadore is making significant progress in learning to love his inner first person. As this EXCLUSIVE TAPE shows, however, he still needs to…

Breaking! Tape Smuggled from Somnambulo Rehab!

By El Somnambulo September 9, 2009

From the Editor: We have received this anonymous tape smuggled out of the Homey D Clown Third Person Withdrawal Center purportedly by someone close to El Somnambulo, if indeed such…

JMY’s Media For the Masses: Obama School Daze Edition

By El Somnambulo September 8, 2009

First we RISE: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ95FaapL58[/youtube] Herb Alpert-Rise Perhaps we then LISTEN: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF2vKBjmAkI[/youtube] Doobie Brothers-Listen to the Music (Quote from Robert Christgau: "You can lead a Doobie Brother to the recording studio, but you…

Breaking: Big Win For Net Neutrality

(Neck-)Breaking News: Rasslin’ Invades the Political Arena!

The 2002 Reapportionment-Another View

Some Not So Random Political Thoughts

Read All About It In the Sunday Papers-First First-Person Edition

‘Bulo’s Music for the Masses-Brill Building Edition

More Tape From El Somnambulo’s Latest Session Leaked!!

Breaking! Tape Smuggled from Somnambulo Rehab!

JMY’s Media For the Masses: Obama School Daze Edition

Read All About It in the Sunday Papers-Labor Day Weekend Edition

‘Bulo & Nemski’s Music For the Masses-WXPN Desert Island Songs

El Somnambulo to Enter 3rd Person Withdrawal Rehab

Read All About It in the Sunday Papers-August 30 Edition