Trump’s Crazy Ass Tweet (or whatever) annotated

“I DIDN’T TAMPER WITH THE ELECTION!   [..if I had I would have won.  It would have been beautiful tampering. The most beautiful tampering ever.] THOSE [black people] WHO RIGGED & STOLE THE ELECTION WERE THE ONES DOING THE TAMPERING, & THEY ARE THE SLIME THAT SHOULD BE PROSECUTED. [They are as guilty as the central park 5.  remember them? Very guilty. Everyone is saying so] I MADE A PERFECT PHONE CALL OF PROTEST. [That would have worked if I wasn't dealing with all these 'too honest' fuckers.]  WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THE FULTON COUNTY GRAND JURY THAT I DID NOT TAMPER WITH THE ELECTION. [My lawyers were supposed to tell them, but I can't find my lawyer anywhere.  Can someone tell my lawyer to call me?]  THE PEOPLE THAT TAMPERED WITH IT WERE THE ONES THAT RIGGED IT.” A Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia is almost complete & will be presented by me at a major News Conference at 11:00 A.M. on Monday of next week  [as soon as my pillow guy puts the finishing touches on it] in Bedminster, New Jersey. [Home of LIV golf tour, check it out!!]  Based on the results of this CONCLUSIVE Report, all charges should be dropped against me & others [this is how trials work, I send in a report and things go away.] – There will be a complete EXONERATION! [That's the good one. Exoneration.]  They never went after those [black people] that Rigged the Election. They only went after those that fought to find the R[N]IGGERS!  I'm pretty excited to see the news Monday based on Trump's previous promises of definitive proof of election fraud in November 2020,  when Giuliani held an infamous press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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Good. Fuck the fuck off then.

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NO! No to this.

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