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DL Open Thread Wednesday August 16 2023

Filed in National by on August 16, 2023 9 Comments

Ok, so instead of money,  how about I give you the opportunity to go to jail for me?  Sound good?  Trump stiffed his alleged co-conspirators, whose false claims brought in $250 million ____________________ The headline tells the whole story:  Wilmington Airport adds shuttle service to remote lot Beebe named among ‘Best Hospitals’ in Delaware by […]

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If True, Democratic Senators Really Suck

Filed in National by on August 15, 2023 2 Comments

Ian Millhiser @imillhiser I rarely disagree with Warren, but she’s wrong here. The people who need to act to stop Tuberville’s blockade on military confirmations are Senate DEMOCRATS, who could change the Senate rules at any time to abolish single-senator holds. twitter.com/ewarren/status…

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Trump’s Crazy Ass Tweet (or whatever) annotated

Filed in National by on August 15, 2023 0 Comments

“I DIDN’T TAMPER WITH THE ELECTION!   [..if I had I would have won.  It would have been beautiful tampering. The most beautiful tampering ever.] THOSE [black people] WHO RIGGED & STOLE THE ELECTION WERE THE ONES DOING THE TAMPERING, & THEY ARE THE SLIME THAT SHOULD BE PROSECUTED. [They are as guilty as the central park 5.  remember them? Very guilty. Everyone is saying so] I MADE A PERFECT PHONE CALL OF PROTEST. [That would have worked if I wasn’t dealing with all these ‘too honest’ fuckers.]  WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THE FULTON COUNTY GRAND JURY THAT I DID NOT TAMPER WITH THE ELECTION. [My lawyers were supposed to tell them, but I can’t find my lawyer anywhere.  Can someone tell my lawyer to call me?]  THE PEOPLE THAT TAMPERED WITH IT WERE THE ONES THAT RIGGED IT.”

A Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia is almost complete & will be presented by me at a major News Conference at 11:00 A.M. on Monday of next week  [as soon as my pillow guy puts the finishing touches on it] in Bedminster, New Jersey. [Home of LIV golf tour, check it out!!]  Based on the results of this CONCLUSIVE Report, all charges should be dropped against me & others [this is how trials work, I send in a report and things go away.] – There will be a complete EXONERATION! [That’s the good one. Exoneration.]  They never went after those [black people] that Rigged the Election. They only went after those that fought to find the R[N]IGGERS! 

I’m pretty excited to see the news Monday based on Trump’s previous promises of definitive proof of election fraud in November 2020,  when Giuliani held an infamous press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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DL Style Guide Update

Filed in National by on August 13, 2023 0 Comments

“Climate Change Disaster”  to Replace “wild fire”  “flood” etc. eg.  LAHAINA, Hawaii (AP) — As the death toll from a CLIMATE CHANGE DISASTER  that razed a historic Maui town reached 93, authorities warned Saturday that the effort to find and identify the dead was still in its early stages. It’s already the deadliest U.S. CLIMATE […]

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How do we legally commit treason?

Filed in National by on August 13, 2023 3 Comments
How do we legally commit treason?

That seems to be the question Trump’s “crackpot” lawyers were groping for in the days leading up to Jan 6th.  Unlike the founding fathers who were all in on the idea that losing meant losing literally everything – Trump and his lawyers wanted a more gentile treason that could be enforced by use of the […]

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Good. Fuck the fuck off then.

Filed in National by on August 10, 2023 7 Comments

Joe Manchin Says He’s ‘Thinking Seriously’ About Leaving The Democratic Party West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin (D) says he is seriously thinking about ditching the Democratic Party and becoming an Independent before the 2024 election. In a recent chat with West Virginia radio host Hoppy Kercheval, Manchin said that he’s not thrilled with how the […]

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This is elder abuse. Get her out of the Senate

Filed in National by on August 10, 2023 4 Comments
This is elder abuse.  Get her out of the Senate

Dianne Feinstein went to the hospital after a ‘minor fall’ at … WASHINGTON — Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., fell at home Tuesday and visited the hospital to get checked out, her office said.

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Shorter Trump: My accusers are black

Filed in National by on August 9, 2023 1 Comment

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis is about to drop more than a dozen indictments dealing with Trump’s attempts overturn the 2020 presidential election results in Georgia.  Trump’s defense?  Fani Willis is a black woman who associates with known black people.  Which should actually be very convincing argument for many Republicans.    DURING A TUESDAY campaign […]

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DL Open Thread Wednesday Aug 9 2023

Filed in National by on August 9, 2023 6 Comments

Shakespeare deemed too raunchy for Florida Schools.  Just wait until someone from the Start Board of Ed gets around to reading the Bible Hillsborough County in Florida has informed educators they are only allowed to teach specific excerpts of William Shakespeare’s works due to new state laws restricting certain discussions in class. The county school […]

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Judge Aileen Cannon’s “out-of-district” question was so legally bonkers, a former prosecutor went digging to find out where it came from. Spoiler: It was on Fox News the previous day

Filed in National by on August 8, 2023 0 Comments

Fox News rules their world. Trump judge in docs case makes misguided argument curiously similar to Fox News guest: Weissmann Andrew Weissmann, former federal prosecutor, talks with Alex Wagner about the remarkably ill-informed challenge by Judge Aileen Cannon of Justice Department procedure in the Donald Trump classified documents case, and its curious similarity to an […]

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DL Open Thread Tuesday August 8 2023

Filed in National by on August 8, 2023 3 Comments
DL Open Thread Tuesday August 8 2023

Connecticut has the most expensive weed in the country. Delaware: Hold my beer. _______________ There is a madness to the method.  TLDR Version: Trump’s constant lying about everything even the absurd nonsense, is right out of the fascist playbook. At times, the drumbeat of false assertions during Trump’s candidacy and presidency perplexed the American press […]

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So…all of a sudden Jesus’ed-up Iowans DON’T actually want an adulterous criminal who likes grabbing women by the pussy?

Filed in National by on August 7, 2023 1 Comment

Iowa Evangelical Leader Rips Trump, Says Supporters Now ‘Looking For Another Candidate’ Bob Vander Plaats says Trump’s “facts aren’t lining up with the repetitive rhetoric.” Just wait until they figure out that Vivek Ramaswamy is a Hindu.

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NO! No to this.

Filed in National by on August 5, 2023 1 Comment
NO!   No to this.

This is fun poking MAGA idiots, but on balance, no.   Just no. Jack Smith is not going to save democracy. Only organizing, only getting everyone you know to vote against Republicans at every level of government during every election is going to save democracy. Don’t put your faith in men. Put your faith, and your […]

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