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About pandora

A stay-at-home mom with an obsession for National politics.

Teacher Uses Assassination To Explain Geometry

Crazy stuff.  (via TPM)

The Secret Service investigated an Alabama high school teacher for using the example of shooting President Obama while teaching a geometry lesson.

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A student in the class described the lesson: “He was talking about angles and said, ‘If you’re in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president.'”

The district superintendent told the News that the unnamed teacher will not be disciplined.

“We are going to have a long conversation with him about what’s appropriate,” he said. “It was extremely poor judgment on his part, and a poor choice of words.”

Any teacher that requires a “conversation” to point out why this isn’t appropriate doesn’t have the intellectual capacity to be in a classroom.

Another “Family Values” Republican Fails To Practice What He Preaches

Typical.

Rep. Mark Souder (R-IN), a champion of abstinence education and traditional family values, will resign effective Friday after an affair with a female staffer in his district office, he announced today.

He said in a statement that he “sinned against God, my wife and my family by having a mutual relationship with a part-time member of my staff.” And he blamed the atmosphere in Washington for forcing him to make the move:

“In the poisonous environment of Washington, D.C., any personal failing is seized upon, often twisted, for political gain. I am resigning rather than to put my family through that painful, drawn-out process.”

At this point, can we just assume if you’re a “Family Values” male Republican you’re either having an affair or are gay?

But, seriously, this guy is a piece of work.  “In the poisonous environment of Washington, D.C., any personal failing is seized upon, often twisted, for political gain.” Remind me again… who turned “personal failings” into political gain?  Which side of the aisle adopted the mantle of Family Values and never misses a chance to preach to, and condemn, everyone else?

Souder has also been a persistent critic of what he calls “homosexual marriage.” He cosponsored the “the DC Defense of Marriage Act [which] would simply state that in our nation’s capital, marriage means what marriage has always meant” and the “Marriage Protection Amendment [which] would amend the U.S. Constitution to ensure that marriage in the United States consists only of the union of a man and a woman.”

He might want to add to that last amendment.  Marriage Protection Amendment [which] would amend the U.S. Constitution to ensure that marriage in the United States consists only of the union of a man and a woman… and a man’s mistress.

UPDATE: It just keeps getting better.  His mistress interviewed him.

Rep. Mark Souder (R-IN) had an affair with a part-time staffer named Tracy Jackson, Fox is reporting. Jackson played the role of interviewer for a Souder Web video show on the issues of the day — including one on the value of abstinence.

Don’t Count Your Chickens…

Harry Reid as the Comeback Kid?

A Republican civil war and some rather, well, fowl comments about health care might just be giving Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid a fresh chance at reelection this fall.

For months Reid (D-NV) has seemed like a goner as each one of his potential GOP rivals held solid leads in polls. But as the June 8 primary nears, the Republicans in the crowded field of challengers have turned on one another and the race is tightening. It seems Sue Lowden is no longer immune to the Republican intraparty wars sprouting up across the country as Utah GOPers boot a longtime senator and as Kentucky Republicans are sparring over the better candidate to run for Senate.

Toss in Charlie Crist’s resurrection in the polls and it’s beginning to look like the Tea Party’s strategy of world domination is in for a bumpy ride.

Hair Of The Dog?

Whenever I’ve had a little too much “fun” (and ended up paying for it) my brother would always say, “hair of the dog.”  Looks like he had a point.

Scientists have discovered the molecule in the brain that leads to hangovers. The neuropeptide, a brain-signalling molecule, is believed to cause the body to experience withdrawal symptoms as the brain tries to adapt to different intoxication levels.

The neuroscientists from the University of Southampton’s School of Biological Sciences studied the simple brains of C. elegans worms, which have a makeup similar enough to the human brain when intoxicated or dependent on alcohol.

What they found was striking.

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“This research showed the worms displaying effects of the withdrawal of alcohol and enables us to define how alcohol affects signalling in nerve circuits which leads to changes in behavior,” said professor Lindy Holden-Dye, a neuroscientist of the University’s School of Biological Sciences and member of Southampton Neurosciences Group (SoNG), who led the study.

When the worms were given small doses of alcohol during their withdrawal their irritable behaviors eased. Unfortunately, this approach to combating a hangover also increases the chances for alcohol dependency.

Science rocks…  And is important:

“This is leading to new ideas for the treatment of alcoholism,” Holden-Dye said. “Our study provides a very effective experimental system to tackle this problem.”

The Changing Face Of Suburbia

I’m not sure what to make of this:

White flight? In a reversal, America’s suburbs are now more likely to be home to minorities, the poor and a rapidly growing older population as many younger, educated whites move to cities for jobs and shorter commutes.

An analysis of 2000-2008 census data by the Brookings Institution highlights the demographic “tipping points” seen in the past decade and the looming problems in the 100 largest metropolitan areas, which represent two-thirds of the U.S. population.

The findings could offer an important road map as political parties, including the tea party movement, seek to win support in suburban battlegrounds in the fall elections and beyond. In 2008, Barack Obama carried a substantial share of the suburbs, partly with the help of minorities and immigrants.

The analysis being released Sunday provides the freshest detail on the nation’s growing race and age divide, which is now feeding tensions in Arizona over its new immigration law.

Ten states, led by Arizona, surpass the nation in a “cultural generation gap” in which the senior populations are disproportionately white and children are mostly minority.

This gap is pronounced in suburbs of fast-growing areas in the Southwest, including those in Florida, California, Nevada, and Texas.

So what’s going on?  As a city resident I can relate to wanting to live in a city, but I’m use to being the minority opinion in that debate.  Looks like that may be changing.

The suburbs now have the largest poor population in the country. They are home to the vast majority of baby boomers age 55 to 64, a fast-growing group that will strain social services after the first wave of boomers turns 65 next year.

What is worrying about this trend is the lack of services for suburbia’s aging population because, let’s face it, driving is a necessity in the suburbs, and getting older eventually involves giving up one’s license.  And while public transportation varies from city to city, it exists.  Unlike in suburbia, where the walk to the nearest bus/subway stop may involve a series of winding roads and cul-de-sacs.  Might be wise to invest in taxi services?

This is an interesting trend, and I’m not lying when I say I’m not sure what to think about it.   Over the last ten years I have seen a shift in who’s moving into my neighborhood (and who’s moving out).  When we first moved here there weren’t many families with school age children, now there are.  We’ve also seen an influx of people living here and commuting to New York – I kid you not.  But the greatest influx has been split between young professionals and older (50+) former suburbanites.  When I ask our older new arrivals why they moved into the city the answers have a lot in common – they wanted to downsize, they sought a more affordable lifestyle (most mention the cost of heating and air-conditioning their former homes along with being tired of maintaining their yard) and convenience.

So what does this mean for our cities and suburbs?

Arizona Is Reverting To The Wild, Wild West

Permits?  We don’t need no stinkin’ permits.

Gov. Jan Brewer signed Senate Bill 1108 into law Friday afternoon. It eliminates the requirement for a concealed-carry weapons permit, but does require gun owners to accurately answer if an officer asks them if they are carrying weapon concealed. It also allows officers to temporarily confiscate a weapon while they are talking to an individual, including during a traffic stop.

Bet law enforcement is sleeping easier.  And, if you chose not to get a permit then you’re no longer required to attend classes.  I’m seeing a problem here, and it looks like I’m not alone.

Retired Mesa police officer Dan Furbee runs a business teaching permit and other gun safety classes. He said if most people choose not to get a permit, it will put several hundred Arizona firearms instructors out of business.

“It’s going to hurt,” he said.

But he said what really concerns him is that the new law will allow people who have had no education about Arizona’s laws and no training on the shooting range to carry a concealed gun. The eight-hour class currently required to get a permit includes information on state law and gun safety, as well as requires students to be able to hit a target 14 out of 20 times. Furbee said his class at Mesa-based Ultimate Accessories costs $79, plus $60 for the five-year permit.

“I fully agree that we have a right to keep and bear arms,” Furbee said. “But if you are not responsible enough to take a class and learn the laws, you are worse than part of the problem.

“If you are going to carry a concealed weapon, you should have some kind of training and show that you are at least competent to know how the gun works and be able to hit a target,” he said. “You owe the people around you a measure of responsibility.” [emphasis mine]

There’s also this:

Brewer last week did sign a separate law that exempts guns made and kept in Arizona from federal regulation, including background checks.

How do you determine who will “keep” their gun in Arizona?  Is it some sort of pinkie-pledge?

It gets even better…

During her first year in office, Brewer signed a bill allowing loaded guns in bars and restaurants, as well as another that prohibits property owners from banning guns from parking areas, so long as the weapons are kept locked in vehicles.

What could possibly go wrong with mixing loaded guns and alcohol?

I’m Glad I’m Raising A Buffy And Not A Bella

Given the Twilight series rage I purchased the books for my preteen daughter.  I mean, everyone was reading them.  Everyone was raving.  But…

My daughter doesn’t like Twilight.  She likes the Vampire Diaries and the Vampire Academy, so it isn’t the genre… It’s Twilight specifically.  Which I found perplexing, since the back covers all read pretty much the same to me.  So, what was it about Twilight?

“Bella never drives her own car.  Whatever guy she’s with sits behind the steering wheel of her car.”

That was my daughter’s first point.

“Bella is always being rescued.  She never saves anyone.”

Second point.

The third point is a doozy.

Edward is drawn to Bella because of her blood (which he describes as his own personal heroin), not her personality or her brain.

And her fourth point makes me proud.

“Edward is a stalker.  Bella is always waking up and finding him in her bedroom watching her.  It’s creepy.”

It is creepy.  And it seems my daughter is not alone in her thoughts.  The video below is priceless.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM[/youtube]

Drinking Liberally TONIGHT!

Last call!  Be there, or be square.

UPDATED:  Here’s your reminder!

Spring is here, and Geek and I finally got our act together and planned a Drinking Liberally!

Please join us next Thursday, April 29th at the Iron Hill Brewery on the Wilmington Riverfront.  We will be meeting on the second floor at 7:00p.m., and if the weather is nice enough will venture out onto the deck.

Can’t wait to see everyone!

Is Laura Bush Kidding?

From her new book:

Bush also suggests that she, her husband, and several members of their staff may have been poisoned during a G8 summit in Germany where they all fell mysteriously ill. The Secret Service investigated and doctors found only that they had a virus. “We never learned if any other delegations became ill, or if ours, mysteriously, was the only one,” she wrote.

“Mysteriously” ill. The Secret Service investigated and doctors found only that they had a virus.

Another Republican denialist.  It’s all the rage.

Oklahoma Doctors Get Okay To Lie To Patients

Angry Mouse at kos points out the crazy.

The second measure passed into law Tuesday protects doctors from malpractice suits if they decide not to inform the parents of a unborn baby that the fetus has birth defects. The intent of the bill is to prevent parents from later suing doctors who withhold information to try to influence them against having an abortion.

Read that last part again: …prevent parents from later suing doctors who withhold information to try to influence them against having an abortion.   In other words, in Oklahoma, Doctors can legally lie to you because of their personal beliefs.  And, make no mistake, they will be lying.  When I (and every other mother I know) was pregnant the one question I asked at every OB-GYN appointment was, “Is everything okay with the baby?”  I can’t imagine a doctor telling me anything but the truth.  I can’t imagine not being prepared for every parents’ worst nightmare.

But it seems that informing women in Oklahoma is situational.

The Oklahoma Legislature voted overwhelmingly Tuesday to override vetoes of two highly restrictive abortion measures, one making it a law that women undergo an ultrasound and listen to a detailed description of the fetus before having an abortion.

Amazing.  Angry Mouse sums it up best…

In other words, if you’re a woman in Oklahoma seeking a legal medical procedure, you will first be forced to have a completely unnecessary procedure so the doctor can show and describe to you your beautiful, healthy little bundle of joy.

This is Oklahoman for “informed consent.”

But if that bundle of joy isn’t so healthy? Tough shit. The doctor doesn’t have to say a word.

At this rate maybe Oklahoma doctors can start issuing sugar pills in place of birth control pills without telling the patient.

It’s a sad day when knowing your doctor’s politics matter as much as his/her medical skills, but I sense that’s where we’re headed.

Not To Be Outdone By Arizona… Oklahoma Brings On The Crazy

Via kos:

OKLAHOMA CITY—The Oklahoma Senate approved several bills Monday that opponents say would make it more difficult or uncomfortable for women to get abortions, including one that would require women seeking the procedures early in their pregnancies to undergo an invasive form of ultrasound…[The law] would require doctors to use a vaginal probe in cases where it would provide a clearer picture of the fetus than a regular ultrasound.

“You’re going to force someone to undergo an invasive medical procedure,” objected state Sen. Andrew Rice, D-Oklahoma City, who voted against the bill. “You have to invasively put an instrument inside the woman. This could be your 15-year-old daughter who was raped.”

Maybe we could subject women seeking an abortion to electro-shock therapy while we’re at it.  I’m really sick of this crap, and wish Anti-abortionists would stop treating abortion like an impulse buy.  They act like a woman approaches getting an abortion with the same impulse as buying a pair of shoes – as if they were strolling past an abortion clinic and think,  Hey, I should get one of those.  I was going to have the baby, but now…

It’s the same mindset that’s behind the 24 hour waiting period.

Doctor: Before you have an abortion you have to wait 24 hours.

Patient: Why?

Doctor: You should think about it.

Patient: OMG!  I knew I forgot to do something!  Thank you so much for reminding me to think!

Here’s the deal.  If you don’t believe in abortion, don’t have one.  And if you’re male and concerned you won’t have a say in whether your partner has an abortion – don’t have sex.  These are things you can control, but this isn’t really about personal control – it’s about controlling other people, mainly women.