April 30 Open Thread: Won’t Someone Think of the Trumpkins?
Washington is running out of fainting couches, as dozens of media figures have joined conservative snowflakes in expressing shock, shock at Michelle Wolf's routine Saturday night at the White House…
Lynching Memorial Opens to Near-Universal Praise
Last Thursday the National Memorial for Peace and Justice, better known as the lynching memorial, opened to wide coverage and effusive praise from all quarters -- well, almost all quarters.…
Some old dude thinks the U of D is too liberal
This confused fucknut wrote to us through the tipline.
The most remarkable thing about your article I found while searching for information about how liberal UD has become since I studied there is information about walk-in tubs. Good work, we need more information on walk-in tubs. I am interested in how liberal the UD has become because I am 72 years old now and have been approached about leaving a bequest to UD. While I'd very much like to support UD, the coastal engineering study and research that is going on there and the athletic programs that were as important to me then as they are to students today, another thing liberals probably don't understand because they don't want people to get hurt. Leave that to the athletes, and leave politics to politicians, stop trying to indoctrinate malleable young minds with your short sighted narrow minded political ideals. No, I won't be leaving a bequest, I most definitely do not want to support the liberal thought that is unfortunately being promulgated on campus, and losing my financial support is the direct result of the University allowing people like you to get away with your nonsense on campus instead of letting the students go to the university and do what they went there for, getting an eduction. You may forward a copy of this to Heather Barron with whom I was discussing leaving a bequest. As a final comment, if I were younger and just graduating from high school today, I would not choose UD. - Ken Humiston
April 29 Open Thread: NRA Convention Bans Guns for Veep
The jokes write themselves. The NRA convention, the ultimate gathering of self-defined good guys with guns, has banned their fetish objects for a speech by VP Mike Pence because the…
R’s v D’s
Republican 1: Our guy has a long history of being a fucking shithead, and saying all manner of crazy indefensible shit. Republican 2: I know. That's why we like him.…
April 28 Open Thread: Pew Says Democrats No Longer Want Compromise
Somebody please show this Pew Research graph to Chris Coons: It shows that, while Democratic voters used to value compromise more than Republicans, but over the past year that's no…
Delaware Cease Fire – Day 45
No fatal shootings in Delaware for 45 days!! Awesome, job everybody. Let’s keep this streak alive.
Democratic Leaders to Liberal Candidates: Get Lost, We Prefer Moderates
Liberals have realized for a long time now that the leadership of the Democratic Party is beholden to business interests and therefore is only as liberal as corporate America will…
April 27 Open Thread: The More He Talks, the More He Accidentally Reveals
Pundits are still buzzing over Trump's disastrous phone-in interview on yesterday's "Fox & Friends," which triggered two court filings by the end of the day. Prosecutors are in luck; Kellyanne…
America is a Mass Shooting Incident
14 people were shot and killed yesterday in America. There have been three shootings (one fatal) this morning so far. So, we'll probably get over 10 again today. There are…
Cosby Found Guilty, Calls DA an Asshole
Bill Cosby was found guilty of three counts of aggravated indecent assault. The 80-year-old comedian faces up to 10 years in prison on each count. While discussing bail, the DA…
Diamond and Silk Piss On Satire’s Grave
Fox News performers Diamond and Silk -- Lynette Hardaway and Rochelle Richardson to authorities -- repeatedly lied under oath to Congress today about a payment they received from the Trump…