In Which Chris Coons Tries to Reason With a Foxette
Chris Coons went on Fox News yesterday, as is his wont, but for a change broke decorum when confronted with his interrogator's mushroom-sucking sycophancy. He even kept talking when she…
Coons Said What?
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This might be the least mealy-mouthed thing Chris Coons has ever said as a senator. He was on MSNOW, formerly MSNBC, to talk about the semi-release of the Epstein files,…
Jason 330 Makes The Case Against Chris Coons As Only Jason 330 Could
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Our Beloved Founder was on to the DINO from the Gore-Tex Dynasty before, well, pretty much anybody. Here are some of his greatest hits, ideally to be replayed during the…
BREAKING: We Have Our Coons Alternative!
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We can only send one Chris to the United States Senate. Why not send a true Democrat? Here is the official campaign release: Chris Beardsley Announces Candidacy for U.S. Senate…
‘Sen. Bipartisanship’ At It Again
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No, I'm not talking about his indefensible vote for more arms sales to Israel. (BTW, you simply must read Coons' double-talk right here.) Instead, I'm talking about this. You know, where Coons…
Comment Rescue: Coons Wants Humanitarian Pauses – And Quiet
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H/t to Joe Connor, who reads the New York Post so you don't have to. Seems our junior senator, Chris Coons, took an Amtrak train recently, where he had a…
Chris Coons Reallyreallyreally Wants To Be Secretary Of State
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It's a little unseemly and more than a bit desparate, but I'm all for it: Senator Chris Coons (D-DE) said he would "consider it seriously" if he was asked by…
Chris Coons Piles on Hunter Biden – Suggests code of ethics for presidential family members that will somehow only ever apply to Democrats
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Fucking Coons. So Bi-Partisan!! Always taking the GOP talking points and running with them. Always. Biden campaign co-chair says it ‘may be worth looking at’ disclosures for president's family members…
Coons Gravely Concerned About Biden’s “MAGA Republicans” Comments
Coons expressed disappointment and concern over Joe Biden's use of the term 'MAGA Republicans' to disparage Republicans who contend that Donald Trump won the last Presidential election. "I'm just not a fan of confrontational politics." Coons stated on CNN's Reliable Sources "I really think that if we continue to seek bipartisan compromise by assuming the fetal position and allowing our friends and colleagues on the other side of the isle to kick us repeatedly, they will soon become exhausted from kicking."Yeah this is satire. Barely. If Coons releases a statement, I trust you, dear reader, to let me know.
Carper and Coons, Craven to the Core
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Ever since SCOTUS pulled its gangland-style execution of Roe, Josh Marshall over at Talking Points Memo has been stumping for Democrats to make the issue the centerpiece of the midterm…
Chris Coons Is a Battered Woman
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No, I don't mean he's been dipped in buttermilk and deep-fried. I mean he has a form of PTSD from being continually abused -- in his case not by a…
Top Lobbyist for ExxonMobil Says Coons Is in Their Pocket
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Channel 4 in the UK carried an investigative report from the British branch of Greenpeace based on a sting interview with Keith McCoy, a top lobbyist for ExxonMobil. McCoy spoke…
Why Do Americans Claim to Love Bipartisanship?
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Spineless Democrats cling to bipartisanship the way Cletus and Lurleen cling to guns and religion, and for a simple reason: In every poll, overwhelming majorities, regardless of political affiliation, claim…