Delaware Liberal

turning the IRS into the uterus police. Under a GOP-backed bill expected to sail through the House of Representatives, the Internal Revenue Service would be forced to police how Americans have paid for their abortions. To ensure that taxpayers complied...

We all know that bombs are free. In the age of teabaggery, we also know that EVERYTHING other than military action is prohibitively expensive. Taking these items as givens, I humbly present state and local governments with budget bill words and phrases that can pass under teabagger radar.

Geezer said, "Given the turnout in Delaware, perhaps liberals should persuade O’Donnell-style nutcases to run in every election, if only to drive Democratic turnout." Then I said something. Then Anthony Weiner (D-NY) said what I said, but a lot better:

So as not to needlessly antagonize our Chinese overlords, the already shot remake of "Red Dawn" is being touched up in editing to remove China as the menace to American…

I don't know if that headline is accurate. Time will tell. But judging by how much attention he is getting for his revolutionary suggestion that business development is not all about low taxes, he could very well headline in Charlotte. And who knows, if he added something about REALLY sharing the pain with our wealthiest individuals and corporations, maybe he could parlay that speech into the 2016 Democratic nomination? But seriously folks...I kid.... raising taxes on Delaware's wealthiest individuals and corporations, even by 1 measly percent, is utterly impossible.