Deep Thought

"You'd be going nuts if it was a Republican instead of a Democrat" and it's brother "You wouldn't have a problem with this if it was a Democrat" are my…

Mavericky

Maverick count: Palin 6, Biden 9 Here's Biden's mention of maverick:Look, the maverick -- let's talk about the maverick John McCain is. And, again, I love him. He's been a…

I just thought of something

Palin is a woman and Joe Biden could get totally tripped up b/c she has a set of knockers.  Jesus Christ!  This is incredible.  Holy shiiiiiiiioooooooonola are we in trouble.  Biden, has been completly isolated in the world thus far.  The Taliban like mentality in the Senate and Congress in general has definitely sheltered him. Nobody PANIC! (picture Airplane scene where everyone is freaking out, then you see that guy that is a krishna that looks like John Laroquette, then BAM that set of knockers appears for two seconds…then the shaking jello!!!!!) PANIC!!!!!!

I was thinking about this because I was riding on the train the other day and there was a woman sitting almost 15 feet away.  Jesus christ, you should have seen Joe.  He was wringing his hands and I noticed a bead of sweat on his brow. A few people circled around him to cut off his gaze from the woman. It was interesting to watch. It was subtle and effective. A circle of people came out of no where and enclosed themselves around Joe. Creating a human shield. Hardly any light snuck in between the handlers.

She was a voluptuous blonde standing almost 6 foot tall in her heels.  Black, shiney and deadly heals.  Her skirt, it was pink and it came about 4 inches above her knees.  Just enough for my mind to wander to Sister Alexander saying that a girls hemline should never be higher than the tips of her fingers if her arms were too her sides.