Delaware Liberal

Katie Jamruk was surprised when her principal told her she would have to remove her artwork from a senior show at Highland (IL) High School because it offended their "religious…

Son of state House speaker Spence charged in bar fight State police charged Terry Spence Jr., 36, of New Castle, with possession of a deadly weapon during a felony, three…

A kos diarists writes: So President Bush was in Grand Rapids giving one of his Iraq updates. One of his points was to demonstrate our changing tactics. In doing so…

From time to time you will learn that I like to share stuff much to private for most bloggers.  I am an open book though and for better or worse I put myself out there.  I like to use analogies, I like to use personal situations as well as talk about my ex wife.  Something clicked with me this morning though and I’m not sure why I haven’t ever thought to use this recently well used strategy.

 You see, I’m divorced and married again (different woman thank god) and I have 3 beautiful girls.  I do however have just one flaw (Donviti you say, “you have a flaw?”)  Yes, yes as hard as it may be to believe, thus thoust do (saw Henry V last night at the DTC incredible acting)  If thoust do have one it is thoust speaketh thoust mind more often than a politician lies.

 But alas shall thine lips nary pass another perjure that shall render me a liar, a breaker of laws, a failed mate, alas I shall use the “I don’t recall” defense.

Annnnnnnddddddddddddd ACTION!!!!!:

 “Donviti?”

“Yes, thy beautiful Mrs?”

“Did thoust not put down the toilet seat.”

“I don’t recall my love, thoust just cannot”

“Donviti?”

“Yes, fair maiden?”

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNQKrUEP_68] [Aside] "Bush Impeach" trades higher on Gonzo's crappy performance.

He said he made a "mistake I freely acknowledge" for taking a largely hands-off approach to the firings. But "at the end of the day I know I did not…

Here is what I think happened. Knowing that he was really, really, really going to be toast after the 1:00 press conference - John Atkins put pressure on some big…

I guess sometimes you spend so much time pounding the big corporations that get ink around the country you forget about the one in your back yard.  With all the…

From the Toronto Star: Health outcomes for patients in Canada are as good as or better than in the United States, even though per capita spending is higher south of…