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Bill [O'Reilly], I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician? That reminds me of the…

When Keith Calls Bill O’Reilly Bill “Orally”… Little Did He Know

The Village Voice stumbles across a budding author.  Before we get to the good stuff here’s a brief synopsis:

Those Who Trespass, his 1998 novel about an O’Reilly-esque TV journalist who is trained by an Irish Republican Army terrorist to kill the people who deserve it the most: the broadcast news bastards who interfered with the O’Reilly character’s career. It’s personal on the political level, too — his victims includes a powerful “bitch” named Hillary and a fat “slob” named Martin Moore.   The murderer, Shannon Michaels, is pursued by an O’Reilly-esque cop, Tommy O’Malley. These two Irish-Americans share their author’s tough-talk, lust for power, and (alleged!) belief that the best way to seduce a woman is to seize her breasts, preferably as she showers.