When Keith Calls Bill O’Reilly Bill “Orally”… Little Did He Know

The Village Voice stumbles across a budding author.  Before we get to the good stuff here’s a brief synopsis:

Those Who Trespass, his 1998 novel about an O’Reilly-esque TV journalist who is trained by an Irish Republican Army terrorist to kill the people who deserve it the most: the broadcast news bastards who interfered with the O’Reilly character’s career. It’s personal on the political level, too — his victims includes a powerful “bitch” named Hillary and a fat “slob” named Martin Moore.   The murderer, Shannon Michaels, is pursued by an O’Reilly-esque cop, Tommy O’Malley. These two Irish-Americans share their author’s tough-talk, lust for power, and (alleged!) belief that the best way to seduce a woman is to seize her breasts, preferably as she showers.

Okay, got that?  (BTW, I love the artistic subtly of the Hillary and Michael Martin Moore characters)  Here are the clips – audio available at Village Voice link above.

“Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up.”

“I would like you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms. You can keep your shirt on.”

“Off with those pants.”

He’s soooo smooth.  Such a take charge kind of guy.  Shirt on/Pants off.

Cunnilingus involves the lips and tongue.

Bwahahahaha!  Consider this my St. Patrick’s Day gift to DL.  I don’t know about you, but I have a sudden craving for a drink and a cigarette.