More Iraq Insanity

Bush now admits that he wants to keep troops in Iraq for 50 years. All those permanent bases we said were were not building. Yep. We're building them. He compares…

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Read the slate article but here is a great tease for you... The topper, which he has recited several times before, is that if we fail in Iraq, the terrorists…

That darn liberal media again

BAGHDAD, May 17 — More than 60 people were killed and dozens wounded in mortar strikes, drive-by shootings, roadside explosions, suicide bombings and other violent attacks in Iraq on Thursday, as a new study warned that the country was close to becoming a “failed state.”

wait a sec…it’s, it’s not just the liberal media!  it’s those darn liberal foreign policy research institutes too!   

A report released Thursday by Chatham House, a foreign policy research center in Britain, challenged the notion that violence in Iraq has subsided since the buildup of U.S. troops, saying, for instance, that car bombings had not diminished and arguing that radical groups were simply lying low. “It can be argued that Iraq is on the verge of being a failed state which faces the distinct possibility of collapse and fragmentation,” the report said.

now read closely people, b/c I’m sure you missed it.  PEOPLE were killed, you know, human beings…but not Americans…gee so you mean to tell me that the Iraqi’s are killing each other?  That muslims are killing muslims?  NOoooooo, wait that just can’t be, that would mean…gasp, we are over there in the middle of civil war?…nahhhhh

BREAKING NEWS!!

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(pant, pant, pant Deep Breath….pant some more)  just click (pant) the “more” link please! (pant) It’s a long read but you only need to read (pant) the first sentence to (pant) get the message…

We have gotten away from something here

I had a post last week that asked who we are at war with and why are we in Iraq but we I seem to have been pulled away from the central reason we are in Iraq.

Jason, courtesy of Kavips tries to real us back in here but we still sit here arguing with some regulars about this ridiculous war in Iraq, terrorism in general and if Iran has nukes.

Lest anyone forgets, Iraq is sitting on a pretty big supply of a million year old Dinosaur shit and Exxon, Shell and few other small oil fella’s are wringing their hands around thier phallic looking model drilling machines just waiting to sink them into to some oiled up Iraqi hole.

While we sit here and debate with people that think we just need to instill democracy over there and our job is done, the media and myself included have not mentioned big oil in quite a while.  I can’t remember the last time I saw a report about what is going on with this oil sharing agreement.  In fact I know I haven’t. 

HELLLOOOOO people, Iraq has fucking OIL in case you forgot.  They have the something like the 3rd largest suppy of oil.  And not that shitty Venezuelan crude that takes forever to filter, the good stuff, the reall good stuff actually…and oh, hey! look, I just paid $3 a gallon to fill up….

I want to admit something

I was for the war, before I was against it.  I admit it.  I was one of the senseless idiots that thought this was a good thing.  I remember being sucked in by CNN.  I couldn’t get enough of the war.  I remember the day that I saw those images of tracers lighting up the sky.  I was impressed.  I was sitting there in my chair eating it up like a pig.  I couldn’t pause for more than an hour or two without trying to find some new information about the military’s progress. 

The maps CNN displayed showed the tanks, the forces at work, the directions they were marching.  The sites they were taking and the people they were destroying.  It was great.  It was like watching a video gamer go to town on a country.  One consultant after another would talk about the killing ability of this missle, that helicopter or this aircraft.  It was impressive and completely satisfying.  We were killing machines, fucking plowing through some piece of shit country that wanted to kill us.  FUCKING KILL THEM ALL!

I learned to search the net for information.  I had it down.  The questions I kept searching the internet for were: