Tag: Wingnuts

Newsmax wants a Military Coup over Obama

Filed in National by on September 30, 2009 10 Comments

I mean wow. Just wow. But the right doesn’t insight violence…nahhhhhhh From John L. Perry at Newsmax: There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the Obama problem. Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. America isn’t the Third World. If a military coup does occur here it […]

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Bush: ‘Gog and Magog Made Me Do It’

Filed in International, National by on August 6, 2009 11 Comments

Invade Iraq, that is. And just one more story the MSM didn’t cover: A raging born-again religious fanatic lunatic was President. El Somnambulo cannot make this stuff up. But here’s the sourced inside skinny, starting w/Daily Kos, and continuing with an account from the Council for Secular Humanism: Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French […]

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Kay Bailey Hutchison: Rick Perry Gay?

Filed in National by on July 30, 2009 11 Comments

Oh those wacky Rethugs. Talking Points Memo, by way of the Austin American-Statesman (if Texas secedes, can we please keep Austin?), reports that the campaign of Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, who is primarying  incumbent Texas Gov. Rick “Secession Now” Perry, “included hidden phrases including “rick perry gay” in order to draw hits to its website. […]

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Yep, He Was a Wingnut

Filed in National by on June 1, 2009 31 Comments

While the Bush ‘Justice’ Department was infiltrating groups like the Audubon Society and those militant Quaker groups (irony intended), weapons-toting self-styled “Freemen” like Scott Roeder were doing whatever the hell they wanted. After all, just how dangerous could Roeder be?: Those who know Roeder said he believed that killing abortion doctors was an act of […]

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Those Nat’l Org. for Marriage Folks Are At It Again–This Time With Kids!!

Filed in National by on May 21, 2009 26 Comments

‘Bulo sincerely hopes you haven’t taken any psychedelics in the last couple of hours. If you have, then you may want to step away from the screen for awhile as he unveils the most effective deterrent of ‘aberrant behavior’ since “Reefer Madness”: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haVqcPfeqKI[/youtube] The Beast Who Slumbers is told that  an ‘answer’ satirical commercial has […]

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…Because, Of Course, Black People Really Don’t Matter

Filed in National by on April 30, 2009 7 Comments

Rethug talking butthole Bryon (oops, it’s Byron, like the Lord) York says that Obama’s high job approval ratings are deceptively high b/c, well, let’s just let the Duke of York provide his own steel-trap logic: On his 100th day in office, Barack Obama enjoys high job approval ratings, no matter what poll you consult. But […]

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Maybe We Shouldn’t Be Laughing At Texas

Filed in National by on April 26, 2009 13 Comments
Maybe We Shouldn’t Be Laughing At Texas

The Texas secessionist talk is growing.  To liberals, myself included, it’s the joke that keeps on giving, but, to a certain segment of Texans, secession is serious business.  Once again, the talk is escalating, and it’s not funny – especially if you’re a liberal, minority, or non-christian living in Texas. From Free Republic Threads on […]

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Evolution Vs. Swedish Socialism: What’s a Wingnut to Do? UPDATED with Video!

Filed in National by on March 10, 2009 12 Comments

No, this is not a hypothetical from El Somnambulo’s psychedelics-ravaged mind. From our friends in socialist Sweden comes news that a chimpanzee at a Swedish zoo calmly collects rocks in the morning to hurl at onlookers later in the day. “These observations convincingly show that our fellow apes do consider the future in a very […]

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