The GOP Dating Game
Are you old enough to remember a game show called “The Dating Game” in which a sexy babe questioned three studs (one of them being a screwball) to figure out who she wanted to go to Puerto Vallarta with? As you may recall, whoever came off as the biggest screw-ball had an excellent chance of winning.
Doesn’t the Republican race for the GOP presidential nomination remind you of that game?
Yesterday Fred Thompson made a play to be the biggest screw ball – stating that Saddam had WMD’s. Just before that McCain tried to grab the biggest screw-ball title by saying that the Constitution declares the US a “Christian Country.” Flipp has had his eyes on the screw-ball vote from day one with his plans to double Guantanamo.
Anyway, I find it comforting that all of these dopes are willing to give up any chance of winning the general election by going “screw-ball” for the GOP nomination.
I think the GOP candidates are more of a “What’s My Line?” type show, where the panel tries to find out what they do, and they make up answers according to what they think the panel wants to hear. Actually, Hillary could participate well with the current line-up of GOP candidates.
The babe will swoon at McCain’s feet when he starts serenading her with “Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb Iran…”