Funny because it is true

Filed in National by on November 20, 2007

The archbishop, his brother and the church are being sued by former church employee Mona Brewer, who says Earl Paulk manipulated her into an affair from 1989 to 2003 by telling her it was her only path to salvation. Earl Paulk admitted to the affair in front of the church last January.

“Look baby, I don’t know how to tell you this but if I can’t play around with a few of your orifices, well you are going to hell”

Awesome!

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  1. ANNON II says:

    This reminds us, once again, about the number of people on the left of the bell shaped curve…and the middle is 100 (I.Q.). Do you think any of them are registered to vote? Scary.

  2. Brian says:

    “Look baby, I don’t know how to tell you this but if I can’t play around with a few of your orifices, well you are going to hell”

    I wonder how many people Pat Robertson says that to each week.

  3. Brian says:

    “Look baby, I don’t know how to tell you this but if I can’t play around with a few of your orifices, well you are going to hell”

    I wonder how many people Pat Robertson says that to each week.