UPDATED: For Immediate Release

Filed in National by on January 8, 2008

Politcal Blogger To Mark the Opening of the 2008 Legislative Season With “Ridiculous” Protest

If you want a cleaner, more responsive state government, Jason Scott wants you to sign his stomach. As part of a package of events to demonstrate support for various open government initiatives currently being considered by the Delaware Legislature this season, Mr. Scott is asking people to sign his “public body” petition to help make the Delaware Legislature a “Public Body.” It is a gesture that Scott readily admits is ridiculous.

“Of course it is ridiculous,” said a shirtless Scott, marker in hand “but no more ridiculous than the fact General Assembly has exempted itself from the state’s Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) by claiming that it is not a public body.”

“If this is not a public body, then this is not a nipple.” Scott said pointing to his nipple with a magic marker.

Contact: delawareliberal(at)yahoo.com

Do you think Celia will pick up this press release? In the event that she does she might call me and give me 45 minutes to respond so if you have any good talking points to leave in the comments sections I’d be in your debt.

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Sign my body to help make the General Assembly a public body at 1:50 pm in front of Leg Hall. It will be a record High 67 degrees is, so God must favor this undertaking.

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  1. R Smitty says:

    Will this be with or without navel lint?

  2. JohnnyCochran says:

    “If he’s got no clothes, you must disclose.”

  3. Joe M says:

    “If this is not a public body, then this is not a nipple.”

    Jason, you are the man!

  4. donviti says:

    now that was awesome

    grrrrrrr. YOu got great Nipple weather too!

  5. “If he’s got no clothes, you must disclose.”
    *
    hee hee, good one

  6. FSP says:

    And Jason has kindly volunteered to carry my petition for the transparency bills so people can sign that while they’re signing, umm, him.

    Thanks, J!

  7. donviti says:

    stick to FOX news posts FSP….they make you SOOOOO much more credible as a politician

  8. Von Cracker says:

    Fantastic!

    Giv’em Hell!!!

  9. FSP says:

    DV — Is there anyone in your life honest enough to tell you what an idiot you are and wise enough to tell you to shut up, or else people will know what an idiot you are?

  10. feralkid says:

    I keep telling him. I even sent him the book “Suicide for Dummies”. It has a chapter on making sure you’re found in devastatingly embarrassing positions.

  11. G Rex says:

    You know, Mike Matthews could get more signatures…

  12. donviti says:

    right back at ya FK…stick to defending not killing zygotes that makes you more credible too

  13. Only if I had a bikini’d Christine O’Donnell by my side, G.

  14. G Rex says:

    Well, that too. I just meant more surface area, you tubby bitch.

  15. donviti says:

    now that’s funny!