the last thread got too long…
Liveblogging the Potomac Primary #2
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damn
Okay I’m turning on the TV.
Someone should throw rocks at cassandra’s window and get her to come out and play.
Gotta watch Buchanan on MSNBC
Some Clinton slogans:
Where Do You Want Clinton To Go Today?
Ding-Dong! Obama Calling!
It’s Just For Me And My Clinton.
It’s Different in a Clinton.
Things Go Better with Clinton.
Clinton Is Good For You.
and the winner . . .
Happiness is a Cigar Called Clinton.
What the fuck is up with DC?
I want numbers, goddamnit!
Again from the NYT:
Here’s something to think about. As of the end of the year, Mrs. Clinton had actually raised more money in Virginia, Maryland and the District than Mr. Obama had raised. The totals include money from both individuals and political action committees, a.k.a. “special interests”: Mrs. Clinton: $11.8 million; Mr. Obama: $8.3 million.
Ooooh
I heard a former Hillary Staffer saying that Hillary would need to sweep PA, TX and the other big one. Wine must be kicking in.
here is a number
(picture me holding up a finger)
CNN says Obama is ahead of Clinton in the delegate count for the first time.
DC has about 1,000 registered Republicans.
Mmm . . . wine
Hey Don! Eat shit!
I was supporting Edwards, he’s out…thought about Obama…didnt want Clinton…then I started researching Obama…and I have been saying for last few days….I am politically homeless…Obama has a lot of crap, which most people are unaware of….its all going to come out…and then he could be toast….thats all.
I am still policitically homeless.
why is clinton all excited?
We’ve been trying to teach dv people skills. Sadly, it isn’t working.
See, the rest of us are just witting around bullshitting and Nemski is out finind info.
Good on ya!
Hillary looks shaken and is everyone using U2 songs this year?
i have two hands up now for you
guess what I’m typing with
Tatoo from fantasy island just handed clinton flowers on MSNBC
what is finind?
sounds kind of scandanavian
cuz she has all the supers wating in the wings.
LMAO
de plane
To answer ur question from earlier Jason, I think 62 – 48 is a big win, especially in a state that was suppose to be closer.
I think a cloud rains on liz everywhere she goes.
sort of like Charlie brown
liz are you a homeless vet by chance too? Edwards would have really been your guy
Hey, does anyone know if there is a mercy rule in the primaries? I mean Obama will probably win 8 in a row. If this was a ping-pong match it would be over by now.
“i have two hands up now for you
guess what I’m typing with”
Darn, I was going to continue with another insult, but I’m just too turned on to do it.
Loves the Clinton You Hate.
I thougth the mercy rule was 7-0 in ping pong and 11-1
As Brokaw jjust said, “obama riding so high and so fast and may not have a clear idea…of whats coming his way”,
the hillary supporters remind me of Republican supporters, sort of blind to the real deal
Uh-oh, Nightline is doing Porn tonight: Porn Stars vs. Porn Pastors.
Porn Pastors? Yeah, when I viewing porn, I want my pastor right there with me.
it’s not like Obama is stoned….
Clinton was riding high for 8 months and HELLO
she is getting her ass kicked right now Liz.
you need a stiff one woman
What did they call Presidential candidates that were doing well before we had rockstars?
My TV is out. Damn you dish network!
Keep me informed SVP.
What’s a porn pastor?
Damn tweety just made a good point how Clinton has been trying to create opportunity for People like Obama. ouch
Found Fox News — I HATE KARL ROVE!!!!
What did they call Presidential candidates that were doing well before we had rockstars?
Marching band stars?
a porn pastor is code for a Catholic Priest or Ted Haggarty
Hillary is talking now.
good question geek. I got nothing yet
Why wear a shitty-brown ugly pant suit?
…dressed in a striking monochromatic (brown) suit.
Spanish doesn’t roll off of her tongue at all…wow, so staged amn
Hillary is reading a list of her good friends. LOL.
“Why wear a shitty-brown ugly pant suit?”
Goes with the piss-colored one she was wearing yesterday.
I wonder if she is wearing her big underwear underneath. you know to go along with the everythings bigger in Texas theme
El Paso . . . where Obama passes Clinton.
BTW, Bill isn’t getting any tonight.
My wife likes the outfit.
Hillary sounds awful. She must have spent the day balling out staffers.
a lot less hat and a lot more cattle? don’t cattle shit all over the place?
. . . resist temptation . . . to make joke about balling . . . must resist
balling out staffers? isnt that Bills job?
beat ya
that beautiful midget that licked my new Jimmy chu’s
She is really playing up the latino vote. They are cheering anything she says.
They must have spanish signs flashing “greencards for everyone”
How come Hillary doesn’t hear the fat lady singing?
LG . . LOL
Clinton has been on everything. Obama not so much.
oh my she is grabbing her chest in a heart felt plea. OH PLEAAAASSeeeee
She seems to be doing her Capt. Kirk impression.
This stump speech sucks.
is she wearing that blue stone that Mexicans wear…what is that suff called?
man how pathetic
Okay, I’d vote for Hillary over Huckabee.
LMAO the Mexicans are chearing for minimum wage.
that’s just wrong
dv, did u hear that, hillary will give you a raise!
Lame and cookie-cutter speech.
Why don’t the Latinos just join the Republican party and get it over with.
Well, we found something that Hillary sucks at.
11 minutes.
SHE JUST TOTALLY STOLE Obama’s line that all citizens should get Congress’ health care..
oh that is horrible
MD polls close in 10 mins.
She should be supporting American oil. They can start by extracting it from Bill’s hair.
you are going to need that money when WFF goes in the toilet nemski
I got an idea for jobs, why don’t the build a wall between Texas and the rest of the US.
Ya know, she’s just not likeable. Smart, experienced, lots of good stuff, but not likeable. I don’t want to be preached at, I want to be led.
THANK GOD!!!!!
Bet she voted for No Child Left Behind.
MSNBC cut away.
Spot on Rebecca
CNN still on.
good point that she didn’t mention the other contests. Bush Like to not mention the Past and look ahead.
Denial baby, denial.
does rebecca want to be laid?
The TV came back on but the wife just said, “I’m sick of her pie head” and changed over to MSNBC.
Did anyone see Brokaw on The Daily Show?
cnn cutting away . . . thank god
from last night?
does brokaw have water balloons under his eyes?
J- did you see the conversation that my wife and son had tonight?
#92 No. was it on the last thread?
N – Yes. He was pretty funny.
I don’t think Brokaw likes the questions he’s being asked
Yeah, It bears cutting and pasting. BRB w/ it.
andrea mitchell greenspan
aka frog mouth
one more face lift and her eyes are on her forehead
Is Andrea Mitchell’s head attached to her body?
Son(11): So the Dems are down to just 2?
Wife: yes
Son: and 2 on the Republican side?
Wife: well 3…
Son: yeah, Ron Paul. There were Ron Paul people at my school last Tuesday (school is a polling place). We were making fun of them.
Clearly no poetry in El Paso 2 night.
what is the statute of limitations on “Breaking News”
From the NYT:
D.C. Delays: The Board of Elections in the District tells the Associated Press that it will have no results until 10:30 p.m., even though the polls closed, as scheduled, at 8 p.m. (Keep those fingers crossed, NBC)
Freaking idiots!
also is it breaking news when you know it’s coming?
33 minutes to get to 100 comments. Wow.
Polls closing. Obama wins.
Brokaw is saying that Hillary will need to be more aggressive. That’ll work out well, since she is so likeable.
Wolf Blitzer on CNN right now:
Obama wins MD picks up 99 delegates!
What’s the difference between a substantial win and a significant win?
Sorry …99 is the total number on the dem side in MD
“Clearly no poetry in El Paso 2 night.”
I have a feeling poetry wouldn’t go over so well in El Paso.
25% of the people would be saying “Whut the hay-ull is she talkin bout”?
The other 75% would be saying, “Que?”
and I was number 69 on both threads…woohooo
the hottest blogger baby
I wish Olbermann would just rip off Matthews head and shit down his neck.
Nemski, we writers try not to overuse and single word, so you try to mix it up with different words. The exception to this rule is the word “suck.”
3 for 3. 8 in a row.
I’m starting to think that Obama is going to be the nominee.
where did this “firewall” crap come from?
that word has Clinton campaign talking point or something
It’s the Rudy strategy.
ruh roh, women voters for Obama in Md
59%
great news dv
It’s the Rudy strategy.
Awesome!
Great strategy Hill!
my dog sneezed on my keyboard
did you know that Gloria Steinam is the mother of that twirp on CNN
Gag. Buchanan is absolutely right. If Hillary doesn’t attack Obama, IT IS OVER!
“my dog sneezed on my keyboard”
Don, earlier you had your penis out. Why is your dog in your lap, too?
Obama was getting the backing of two-thirds of men and nearly six in 10 women, according to preliminary data from exit polls of voters conducted for The Associated Press and the television networks.
Obama to speak in Madison.
Obama is coming out . . . who will have a better speech, Obama or Clinton?
“Gag. Buchanan is absolutely right. If Hillary doesn’t attack Obama, IT IS OVER!”
I don’t think so. Negative politics have not played well in the primaries. Even a slime like Huck retracted a negative ad against mitt.
Obama enters the room to U2 also. Bono is everywhere.
that was funny
Listening to NPR and they seem obsessed with whether or not white people and whether women are voting for Obama tonite — guess they are using that as a proxy as to how much Obama is eating into Hillary’s so-called base. I sorta wish they would tell me what % of white people voted for McCain and Huckabee tonite.
(Stop throwing rocks at my window! I’m still in recovery up in here…)
I appreciate you guys taking time out from cow-tipping to come see me tonight.
I like “Change we can believe in” better than
“Stand for Change”
did obama have a midget present him with cheese?
I think you guys need to mark these live-blogging thread for Adults Only…
We missed you Cassandra. Welcome.
Obama can read from a list better than Clinton.
We didn’t know how much DV would be commenting.
OK maybe not. LOL
you don’t see bums “Stand for Change” usually they are sitting.
I’d much rather give a bum change that is sitting. Standing for change is intimidating
Heloooo Cassandra,
On the last thread I said that the media is stuck in a 1965 time warp – with all the “Virginia voted for a black man” crap.
keeping it real LG
I wanna have Obama’s baby.
yes but you didn’t win Texas and you have to win texas to really win dude
so basically even if you win 30 states and don’t win texas you don’t win.
Texas sucks man
Obamaican. LOL
Obamacan.
Obamican. 🙂
this whisper joke is getting old
Is Dave Burris an Obamacan?
new thread
Yes, and all of that leaves Ed Rendell looking like he is ready for his robes making PA seem like the last bastion of segregation or something.
Texas will come around. (he says with his fingers crossed)
he is a fucktardican
dv, remember every time he speaks he is speaking to thousands of new people. so a old joke is a good thing.
Some of my best friends are Obamacans…
OK, new thread coming right up.
see all the young white males for Obama?
is that by design? how do those people get back there?
It’s Madison, WI, dude….
new thread open. Please move.