16 Comments

  1. nemski

    mike w is to logic

  2. DV/(ex-)DHB/DBB’s effort to his real job is to his effort at blogging (from his real job).

  3. DV/(ex-)DHB/DBB’s hotness is to Pandora’s hotness?

  4. JohnnyX

    Look out nemski, I can see the the phrase “ad hominem” coming your way faster than a speeding bullet…

  5. mike w.'s brain

    spoon is to bazooka

    as

    any issue in the history of the universe is to guns

    You might think they’re totally unrelated, but god dammit I will find a way!

  6. “I can see the the phrase “ad hominem” coming your way faster than a speeding bullet…”

    That was good. I laughed.

  7. JohnnyX

    Glad to be of service, “murderboy,” haha

    By the way, that was also me posing as your brain. I should stop at one joke per thread, that one wasn’t nearly as effective as the first.

  8. Yeah, the 1st was creative and funny, the 2nd not so much.

    -“murderboy”

  9. …DBB is to cognitive ability

    He still doesn’t understand the basic nature of inanimate objects.

  10. JohnnyX

    You mean donviti is to “Delaware’s Hottest Blogger” as genius is to corky, right?

    Sorry man, I know the wound is still fresh, but I had to go there…

  11. veroferitas

    Sppon is to bazooka as abortion rights is to Obama’s vote in the Illinois Senate to legalize infanticide.

  12. Obama voted to legalize infanticide? No wonder I like him so much.

    We are talking Iraqi infants right?

  13. Sharon

    Nah. Infants who survive abortion. Oh, you knew that, didn’t you?

  14. spoon : bazooka :: Guy of Guisbourne : Rambo

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