Archive for August, 2008
Insert Bon Jovi music…ohwahuwuhwahuh
You give oil a bad name! brrrrrraaaaaawwwwwwooooooowwwwwwwwereeewwerenowwww ohwahuwuhwahuh, ohwahuwuhwahuh, ohwahuwuhwahuh, Insert crying to that music: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaawaaaawawawaaaaah ExxonMobil CEO and chairman Rex Tillerson defended his company’s staggering $11.7 billion in profits for the second quarter “I can understand why people are very upset and why they’re very worried and concerned about their ability to deal with […]
Dunn Endorsed by Dem Leadership
This is very ironic. Paul Clark gave as a reason for cowardly avoiding a debate on WDEL with his primary opponent Bill Dunn that he had to meet with Democratic leaders on that scheduled night. Senate Majority Whip Patricia Blevins, D-Elsmere, and House Minority Leader Robert Gilligan, D-Sherwood Park, have endorsed Dunn, a longtime civic […]
Copeland Expects Democratic Governor.
And he tries to disassociate himself from the Republican Party as well. Copeland also attempted to distance himself from his Democratic opponent by saying he, unlike Denn, would be capable of operating separately from the elected governor. In a news release, Copeland described himself as an “independent voice” for lieutenant governor, and separate from the […]
This is why I hate the party endorsement process.
Because it gives license to the News Journal to write crap this this: Two Democrats vying to be Delaware’s next insurance commissioner went after one of their own Wednesday, attacking the party’s endorsed candidate for what they called conflicts of interest over donations to his campaign. With the phrases “went after one of their own” […]
Breaking News!
Michael Phelps just solved the world hunger problem, while at the same time discovered the cure for cancer and then after he took his morning dump, it appernetly was taken to a lab where researchers learned that his excrement held magical bacteria that will fuel our cars!
Delaware News from The Onion
New Wonder Drug Enables Users To Get Higher Than Hell WILMINGTON, DE–On Monday, Sloan Laboratories, a subsidiary of the Wilmington-based Merton Pharmaceuticals, unveiled Dexiflux-V, a new miracle drug its creators claim will enable users to get “high as a fucking kite.”
John McCain Gets a Computer
Desktop configuration here. I think my favorite is the Ferragamo shoes on ebay.
Breaking: Arkansas Dem Leader Killed.
So they are killing Democrats now? This comes on top of the killings last month at a progressive church, where the evil conservative killer said all liberals should die. Since we do have a right to bear arms, it is time we liberals get our guns on. You never know when a conservative is coming […]
I am still saying it’s Biden.
The details about who will be speaking at the convention and when are emerging: Kansas Gov. Sebelius and Arizona Gov. Napolitano will outline Obama’s economic agenda. Ohio Gov. Strickland and Pennsylvania Gov. Rendell will talk about how they believe the past 8 years have weakened the economy. Pennsylvania Sen. Casey and Massachusetts Gov. Patrick will […]
This is for everyone who says, “I’m going to vote for Obama, but…
Al Giordano is the type of blogger who has me nodding my head through his every post. Let me be clear, I am surrounded by Hillary supporters who seem to delight in every Obama “misstep”. It doesn’t matter what I say, they are constantly telling me what Obama should do. So when I stumbled across […]
Sure, make fun of my handshake…
Republican John McCain’s wife has been treated for a “minor sprain” after someone at a campaign event in Michigan shook her hand firmly.
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