Instant Karma, Indeed!

First step — watch the video! You must watch the video first! I’m not kidding.

Second step — put down any drinks in your hand.

Third step — read the Wonkette’s post.

OK, click here now!

This is a metaphor for something, but which I can probably deal with once I stop laughing….

18 Comments

  1. What’s fascinating is I know so many Republicans think the same way that thug does.

  2. feces throwing monkey

    monkey like.

  3. DPN

    Gabriel, no matter what happens, you stay classy. You hear me, dude? Stay classy.

  4. I know a few who think that way too — and the best part of this whole story is that at least that thug got a taste of his own medicine.

  5. meatball

    What a douche bag, I bet he owns a gun.

  6. Geezer

    I like the fact that he carries a man-purse. I’m sure that attracts the ladies.

  7. JohnnyX

    So according to the article he reported as stolen a “$1500 cell phone.” How the fuck does a cell phone cost 1500 bucks? Is it gold plated and diamond encrusted? Or perhaps it’s capable of launching “nuke-you-lar” weapons…

  8. anon

    If he’s broke, the US Army is hiring.

  9. Unstable Isotope

    I don’t believe this guy had a $1500 cell phone. I think he’s just trying to make himself look better. I’d like to see that receipt.

  10. This story is almost enough to make me believe in God.

  11. Isotope – Does a $1500 cell phone even exist?

  12. Unstable Isotope

    mike w.,

    Good question. I would love to see a $1500 cell phone.

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