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Oh my.
I wouldn’t dare try.
For some reason, it reminds me of myself.
“Does anybody have two dozen D cell batteries?”
…
“Drill here, drill now.”
”’
Sometimes a lipstick is just a lipstick.
GIRTH!!!
Disbelief, you always wear a pink fez? That’s quite odd.
“Bring that goddam pig over here…”
“Where the batteries?”
Part of the mini “STAR WARS” missile program, that NASA/Air Force will introduce if elected?
“Senator McCain, we just need to add a little color to your cheeks.”
“I got it at Costco.”
“That’s not my color!”
“I don’t think that will fit in my purse.”
“Those are some big lips!”
“I’d like to see Putin try to enter Alaskan air space now.”
“It’s a little big, but this is a task that is from God.”
“It is still a normal sized lipstick. I’ve just gotten a lot smaller since the convention.”
“OK, we’ve got the lipstick now where is Cerberus?”
“You’re replacing me on the ticket with f***ing CARROT TOP??”
Still trying to get coffee out of nose hairs after ‘anon’s’ “Drill here, drill now.”
“Oh finally! My pig lipstick!”
Wow, Duffy — you get the prize for the Best Literary Reference in a Thread today….
Down, moose, down!