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Filed in National by on October 7, 2008

If I wear a white lab coat, wrap a stethoscope around my neck, wear glasses and then proceed to tell you that this medicine I’m holding in my hand (picture me pointing to a purple pill) will make you sleep, make you lose weight, cure your cholesterol woes, make your penis enlarge, make your penis hard, enlarge your breasts, shrink your butt, give you six pack abs and possibly cure your bouts of depression

Would I be more credible than if I wasn’t wearing a lab coat and stethoscope?

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  1. Joe M says:

    In real medicine, no.

    In pseudoscientific, holistic, homeopathic, vaccine-hating, naturalistic, stupid, worthless, gonna-die-because-you-ate-tea-leaves-to-cure-your-cancer medicine, yes.

  2. RSmitty says:

    No. You’re donsquishy, you’re always credible to me.

  3. Joe M says:

    Wait, if it was DV specifically?

    I guess I would just flip a coin and shoot myself.

  4. mike w. says:

    If it were Obama I think plenty of you would be inclined to believe him.

  5. Donsquishy says:

    insert Carlton

    with a double side of AWESOME!

  6. RSmitty says:

    Relax…relax…don’t make me temper you with a Snoop Dogg or a sculpture-making rabbit.

  7. Donsquishy says:

    i raise you a screaming cat and a bazooka smiley face

  8. RSmitty says:

    …and I give you a bowling alley dance…

  9. Donsquishy says:

    penquin slapping

  10. RSmitty says:

    Wanna Pet My Mullet?

  11. RSmitty says:

    You know we are scraping pretty low in the barrel at this point.

  12. Donsquishy says:

    I know…

    but I got my dancing Brian still!

  13. RSmitty says:

    Peanut Butter and Jelly! Peanut Butter and Jelly! Er…that is what that clip is from, right?

    …don’t forget Stewie getting down, too.

  14. pandora says:

    You two having fun? 🙂

  15. Joe M says:

    …the fuck?

    lol

  16. Donsquishy says:

    wait,

    insert snoop dogg to pandora’s question…

    now I’m having fun!

  17. Joanne Christian says:

    So Hef? Are you OFF all week? It’s gonna get real interesting around here.

  18. RSmitty says:

    Know what I feel I did to this thread? Think Dumb&Dumber “Owned” clip.