If I wear a white lab coat, wrap a stethoscope around my neck, wear glasses and then proceed to tell you that this medicine I’m holding in my hand (picture me pointing to a purple pill) will make you sleep, make you lose weight, cure your cholesterol woes, make your penis enlarge, make your penis hard, enlarge your breasts, shrink your butt, give you six pack abs and possibly cure your bouts of depression
Would I be more credible than if I wasn’t wearing a lab coat and stethoscope?
In real medicine, no.
In pseudoscientific, holistic, homeopathic, vaccine-hating, naturalistic, stupid, worthless, gonna-die-because-you-ate-tea-leaves-to-cure-your-cancer medicine, yes.
No. You’re donsquishy, you’re always credible to me.
Wait, if it was DV specifically?
I guess I would just flip a coin and shoot myself.
If it were Obama I think plenty of you would be inclined to believe him.
insert Carlton
with a double side of AWESOME!
Relax…relax…don’t make me temper you with a Snoop Dogg or a sculpture-making rabbit.
i raise you a screaming cat and a bazooka smiley face
…and I give you a bowling alley dance…
dang
penquin slapping
Wanna Pet My Mullet?
You know we are scraping pretty low in the barrel at this point.
I know…
but I got my dancing Brian still!
Peanut Butter and Jelly! Peanut Butter and Jelly! Er…that is what that clip is from, right?
…don’t forget Stewie getting down, too.
You two having fun? 🙂
…the fuck?
lol
uhhuh
wait,
insert snoop dogg to pandora’s question…
now I’m having fun!
So Hef? Are you OFF all week? It’s gonna get real interesting around here.
yes
lol
it is
Know what I feel I did to this thread? Think Dumb&Dumber “Owned” clip.